[Top 50] Knock Knock Chat Up Lines!

by Annie Rosy

Are you a door, because I’d knock you any day.

Knock knock
who’s there?
“Your pants… Because I took ‘em off.”

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later, maybe I won’t!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Zombies.
Zombies who?
Zombies make honey, others are queens!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that’s who?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

Knock knock,
who’s there,
Scott,
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with u!

Knock knock!
Who’s there.
Budweiser.
Budweiser mom taking her clothes off?

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
McEnroe.
McEnroe who?
McEnroe fast with only one oar!

Knock knock!
Who’s there.
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you pu$$y! It’s just a joke.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan. Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horney! Lets screw!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub — I’m dwowning!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your just in time to wipe my A$$.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine. Hawaii you?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who.
Dewey have to use a condom.

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you,but next time please cover your mouth.

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sally!
Sally who?
Sally-brate the moments of your life!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda off and you’ll get lost.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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