[Top 30] Witty Japanese Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

Ima Shiyo – Let’s do it now.

Boku-no me-o mite – Look into my eyes.

Kimi-to netai – I want to sleep with you.

Bakku-de shiyo – Let’s do it doggy style.

Suitaru-ga ii-na – You have a nice figure.

Shikkusu-nain suki – I like to sixty-nine.

“Kyo no bra nan desu…” I am not wearing a bra..

“Kirei-na hada-dane..” – You have beautiful skin

“Yarasete” or “Ecchi Shiyou” – Let’s fool around

“Kireina Hitomi Dane” – You have beautiful eyes ..

“Kin’niku sawarasete..” – Let me feel your Muscles

Bakku $h!to-ni suwaro – Let’s get in the back seat.

Kimi-te honto-ni kirei-dane – You’re really pretty.

Lub-hoteru-EEK-U-ZO!!!! – Onwards to the Love Hotel!

Nampa-$h!ta! – I scored (when playing a girl for S#x)

Ichiman-en ka$h!te-kureru? – Can I borrow 10,000 yen?

Itsu kekkon-$h!tai? – When do you want to get married?

Shinken-ni naritakunai. – I don’t want to get serious.

Shinu-hodo ai-$h!teru – I love you so much i could die.

Mae-ni atta-koto aru? – Don’t I know you from somewhere?

Boku-ga hoshii-no-wa kimi-dake – You’re the only one I want.

Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru – I have a futon in my pocket

Nani iro-no $h!tagi-o tsuketeru-no? – What color is your underwear?

Kimi-no-koto igai-wa kangaerarenai – I can’t live without your love.

Kino-wa takusan nomisugita-ne? – You drank too much last night didn’t you?

These were mailed to me by a friend, if you know the original source please /msg me

“rainen no kono hi mo issho ni waratteiyoh”-“This time next year, let’s be laughing together.”

“Boku-wa aisu kurimu-o issho-ni taberu hito-ga inai-no.”- I don’t have anyone to share ice cream with.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

[Top 30] Witty Japanese Pick Up Lines

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