Hey I just met you, and we’re both Desi, but here’s my data, so Shaadi maybe?
Are you from India? Cause I’m trying to get In-di-a pants.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee. Sweet and curvy.
You wanna taste my kulfi?
You’re more garam than my chai.
I don’t want jalebis or gulab jamans… neither of them are as sweet as you!
Baby, I’d love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.
Were you born on Diwali? Because you’re a pataka.
That’s a nice sari. Can I talk you out of it?
You’re like chutney… you spice up my life!
Do you like raita? Cause I’d like to get raita up on you.
Are you a jalebi? Because there’s nothing sweeter than you!
That sari looks very nice on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
I wanna be the sambal to your dosa.
Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that A$$.
Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I’d Goa anywhere with you!
Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.
You put the desi in desirable.
You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.
Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I’d call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
When I look at you… kuch kuch hotha hai
Your butt is like a dhol. I want to bang it all night long.
If I were a tabla, I’d let you bang me all night long.
Your butt is rounder than my idlis.
You’re like daal to my chawal. Should we mix it up?
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
You are like rice and curry… I could eat you all day.
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you’re sizzling hot!
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
You are the chutney to my samosa.
One night with me and you’ll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.
Baby, you’re hotter then garaam garaam chai.
The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account
How about we get together and I mix my pani with your puri.
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won’t be sari if you go out with me.
I’m addicted to you like an aunty to chai.
I’ll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road – one helluva ride!
You’re so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.
I’ve never had to ‘Ask The S#xpert’
You’re a Salman fan? I love SRK! I’ve always wanted to have mixed race babies.
Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.
Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.
I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India’s water bodies combined.
One date and I’ll swachh you off your feet.
Go out with me and you won’t be sari.
I’ll have my mum send a rishta to yours.
You’re so hot, you put the desi in desirable
If you like bananas come with me cause I’m akela.
Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!
Hey I don’t like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate.
Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I’m not even scared of your bada bhai.
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
Our kundalis are a perfect match!
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
I’m like dal, hot, spicy and I’ll fill you up.
Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.
Aaaaayo girl are you from 1A1? Cause you are the 1 who is A1.
Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there’s a ban on my thinking capacity everytime you are around.
Babygurl you are elfy to my shoes, betnovate to my bruise and Allubukharay ki chatni to my barbecues
Babygurlll are you from Turkey? cause whenever I see you I become a Tharkee.
Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I’d call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.
Do you believe in love at first sight, Or should I wear my PTI shirt and walk by again
Hey bby wanna do some mauja hi mauja, please be my zauja
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you’ve been living in my heart.
I need to break my fast, Can I have a date
I’m tired of doing Ikathar Bahattar Ikathar Bahattar, Can we please try Unatthar (69) ?
I’ve never had to Ask The S#xpert
If you and I were a garden, I’d put my tuLIPS and your tuLIPS together.
Is your dad a mistri? Cause you are such a mystery!
Is your dad CJP? cause there’s a suo-moto in my pants every time you’re around
Sister do you want a date? I bought a full packet when I went to Saudia.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It’s our destiny to be together, you just don’t remember our past life together.
Will you be my Jawnees? Cause I drop my Jaw and bend on my knees every time I see you
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
You complete me like naraa completes shalwar.
Chalti hai kya nau se bara
Come Here Chutney and Spice Up My Life
Aati kyaa Khandala?
What is your mobile number, karu kya dial number?
Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
Log kehte hain, khoobsurat ladkiyan jab jhooth bolti hain toh wo aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hain
Koi baat nahi Senorita, bade bade deshon main aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai
do you like bananas? Girl: yes Well, come with me I am akaela
Tumko yaad kar karke hamara haath dukh gaya
Aaja Meri Gaadi Mein Bet Jaa
It is also smelly, and overly populated.
That face goes really well with the line doesn’t it?
He’s so cool, he sits on ice!
No, Vivu, no!
With that face? Don’t think so.
Not really a pick up line, but cheesy nonetheless.
Hawas K. Pujari.
It is said that the extra ‘S’ in Tusshar Kapoor stands for S#xy. We are not very sure about that.
Look at those faces.
This one’s quite good.
Low blow, Sreeni.
Way too many people on it. You’d never find a seat.
What starts with a C, ends with an A, and looks like this?