[Top 60] Inappropriate Pick Up Lines that are Appropriate at Times!

by Annie Rosy

Wow! Are those real?

Wanna Fu©k like bunnies?

Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?

You’d mind if I fantasize about you?

S#x is a killer … want to die happy?.

Will you marry me for just one night?

What are you doing tonight beside me?

[Top 60] Inappropriate Pick Up Lines that are Appropriate at Times!

What time do you get off? Can I watch?

Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

You look familiar, have we had S#x before?

Yeah, it’s big and if you pet it, it spits

What do I have to do to be your b00ty call?

What is long and hard, and right behind you?

That’s a nice shirt, can I take you out of it?

You know, if I were you, I’d have S#x with me.

Want to make a P0®no? We don’t have to tape it.

Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?

You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you.

Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.

The FBI wants to steal my peπ!s. Can I hide it inside you?

Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.

So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your A$$ tonight?

You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.

That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?.

That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.

Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and Fu©k.

Want to taste my D!¢K? (What!?!) I said, “do you want to taste my drink?”

You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to Fu©k you on the floor.

Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.

Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!

What’s the speed limit of S#x? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!

So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

You remind me of my cousin. (How?) I want to Fu©k you so bad, but I know that I can’t.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.

What’ll you say we make like Winnie-the-poo and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.

You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

You Say: I’m jealous of your dress. She says “Why?” You say: Because it’s touching your body, and I’m not.

You are so selfish! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.

Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: “Smile if you want to have S#x with me.” Watch her smile!

Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

[Top 60] Inappropriate Pick Up Lines that are Appropriate at Times!

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