[Top 40] Wacky Winter Ice Snow Puns to Make You Numb
by Annie Rosy
What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo!
What do you call a cold ghost? casp-burr!
What do you call a cat on ice ? One cool cat.
What did the Eagle say when he was cold ? Birrrrrd.
What do you use to catch an Arctic hare? A hare net!
What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes ? I have no eye deer.
[Top 40] Wacky Winter Ice Snow Puns to Make You Numb
What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall ? “Dam!”
How do you keep from getting cold feet? Don’t go around BRRfooted!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!
What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic ? Cold cream.
What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? Leeks!
Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella? Because of the rain, dear.
Why did the bride refuse to get married in an igloo? She got cold feet.
What do Saami reindeer herders say to reindeer who complain? “Venison!”
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for? Snowbows.
What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Why did the man hide his money in the freezer ? Because he wanted cold hard cash.
What did one Arctic murre say to the other ? “What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!”
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other? Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Where do seals go to see movies ? The dive-in! What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? Owlgebra.
What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic? Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)
What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf ? “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
What happened when all the muskox wool that was collected was stolen? The police combed the area.
Why aren’t penguins as lucky as Arctic murres? The poor old penguins can’t go south for the winter.
What did the walrus say when it was late? “I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship.”
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together ? A receding hare line.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? You have to hollow out the head.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush ? One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? “Where were you on the night of September to March?”
What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana? You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus…
Why did the blonde serve her cheating husband frozen leftovers ? She heard that “Revenge is a dish best served cold”.
What did one Greenland Shark say to the other? “Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?”
What’s a sign that you have an irrational fear of icebergs? You start having water-tight compartments installed in your pants.
Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why? When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
Why do seals swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze! Where can you find an ocean without any water? On a map!
What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean? H to O! (H20) Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers? The outside!
When are your eyes not eyes ? When the cold Arctic wind makes them water! What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck ? “Want to go for a spin?”
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean ? They’re both below C level! What are caribou calves given to wear ? Hoof-me-downs.
Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake – and kept popping out of bed all night!
What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18? The crack of dawn! If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming? No privacy!
Did you hear about the boy who turned up to school with only 1 glove ? He said the weather man said it’s going to be cold but on the other hand it might be warm
What did Amaruq say after building an igloo out of crystal clear ice? “Living in a transparent igloo has its disadvantages – but you should see the murres smack it!”
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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