What else did one ice cream scoop say to the other?
Do you like cherry on top? If not can I have yours?
How about I dip my frozen yogurt in your hot fudge?
Q: How did Reese eat her ice cream? A: Witherspoon.
What is the difference between gelato and ice cream?
If you’re Rocky Road, then I would love to pave you.
Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? A: Ice Cream
I’m not here to play mind games. Except brain freeze.
Have you had a 8? Popsicle before? Would you want to?
“I’m Richard. I don’t believe we’ve been introduced.”
I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
It must be hot in here, because you’re making me melt.
You could never be ice cream, because you are too hot!
If you were ice cream, you would be my favorite flavor.
You are on my list of things I’d do for a klondike bar.
You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.
Q: How do astronauts eat their ice creams? A: In floats!
I have a 10? ice cream cone baby, why don’t you lick it?
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.
You must be a gelato, because you make ice creams look bad.
I must be made of pecan pralines, because I am NUTS for you!
Your like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn
You look all natural. I bet you say that to all the sherbets…
Are you made of ice cream? Because I can’t wait to eat you up!
“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
One scoop of me, plus one scoop of you, equals a big bowl of cute.
Q: What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? A: What’s the scoop
I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.
Baby, you must’ve just been churned, because you are looking so fresh.
“If your parents hadn’t met, I’d be very a very unhappy man right now.”
Is that a bomb pops/drumstick in your pocket or you are happy to see me?
I scream, you scream, we both scream because we were meant to be together.
Do you like frozen yogurt/ice cream? Because you have it around your lips.
Would you like to come back to my place and eat ice cream and watch cartoon?
“This is my favorite drink; I thought you might like it. Are you enjoying it?”
Come on baby, S#x is like ice cream: Even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
Q: Why don’t they make ice cream from breast milk? A: It’s an udderly bad idea!
I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the samething.
When it comes to building our own sundae, I say we hold the cherry, and each other.
Hey baby you want to share a banana split? Split your legs and let me pop your cherry.
“You look like the type of girl that’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?”
“I was trying to think of a clever pickup line, but I couldn’t. My name is Dan. What’s yours?”
Baby, I want you to be the Baskin to my Robbins, the Ben to my Jerry, my Dairy Queen of Queens.
Every time I see you, I feel my cream get whipped, my banana get split, and my spoon get licked.
our legs are like banana split, I want to spread them and eat the creamy good stuff in the middle.
I’ll be the Burger King, and you’ll be the Dairy Queen, You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
You must be Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich, because I want to lick you your smooth cookies n’ cream filling.
Q: What happens after you eat an entire gallon of “All Natural” ice cream? A: You get Breyer’s remorse!
You’re the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
Some people call them sprinkles. Some call them jimmies. I call them OBSTACLES on the path from me to you!
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirC^mference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? A: Pi a’la mode.
If you were a frozen yogurt flavor which flavor would you be? Salted caramel. Salted caramel? You were supposed to say vanilla, I was gonna say chocolate and then I was gonna say we should swirl sometime.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.