You had me at taco.
I’m the Juan for you.
I’d cross borders for you.
You and tequila make me crazy.
Mexicans don’t kiss. Make Out.
I would love to stuff your piñata.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You’re the kind of girl I could mariachi…
I won’t blame the tequila if I get with you!
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. Just got muy gordito.
You are S#xy. You are Mexican. You are a S#xican.
I’ll even throw in my secret sauce free of charge.
Is your name “Sabado”? Because that A$$ is gigante.
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.
Chica, you’re like a piñata, because i’d definitely hit that!
I may not be your cup of tea, but I’m a great shot of tequila.
You look even better than eating dulce de leche with your finger!
Are you a bud light lime? Because you look like a guilty pleasure.
Dayum…One Look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Are you a bottle of tabasco sauce? Because i’d like to lose your top.
You’re rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Dammnnnn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want!
There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited!
Ay caramba! You’re hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you!
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito.
I see you’ve got some tequila there, does that mean you’re willing to give me a shot?
Hey chica! There’s like, a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited.
If you’re as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you’d know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution, but rather the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.