[Top 150] Hetalia Pick Up Lines To Impress a Anime Fan!

by Annie Rosy

“Composers always score.”
“Will you be my sunflower?”
“We could cosplay your OTP.”
“Want to go out for a bite?”
“You’re cuter than a puffin.”
“I grind harder than coffee.”
“I love you more than licorice.”
[Top 150] Hetalia Pick Up Lines To Impress a Anime Fan!
[Top 150] Hetalia Pick Up Lines To Impress a Anime Fan!
“Uncle Sam wants you and so do I.”
“How would you like to be m’wife?”
“I put the ‘Gentle’ in Gentleman.”
“Show me just how big, Big Ben is.”
“Would you like to try my baguette?”
“Will you be the Louis to my Clark?”
“Things can get real hot down south.”
“I take the ‘virgin’ out of Virginia.”
“Shut up and sleep with me you idiot!”
“I love you almost as I love Nutella!”
“Nice set of legs. Vhen do zhey open?”
“I promise you, I don’t shoot blanks.”
“Japanese people grow it, not show it.”
“Let me help you hit those high notes.”
“My pipe isn’t just for finding water.”
“I’m sorry, are you from an Otome game?”
“Draw me like one of your French girls”
“Could I strum you like I do my guitar?”
“I have a futon in my pocket right now.”
“I want to put my filling in your pastry.”
“I’m a Viking, you know…I’m never gentle.”
“Do you want to try my Swedish meatballs?”
“Looks like you need a hero. Can I be him?”
“This is the part where the drum goes POW!”
“If you were a big mac, I’d pick you first.”
“If you’re feeling down I could feel you up.”
“How would you like to stimulate my economy?”
“Give me the b00ty because I want the b00ty.”
‘I couldn’t help but notice your kawaii self.”
“I love you so much, I’ll never cook for you.”
“Let me draw you like one of my French girls.”
“Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!”
“How can a cute girl like you not be an idol?”
“How would you like to be touched by an angel?”
“Let’s gain our independence…From our clothes.”
“The name is Kirkland….Arthur Kirkland.” *Winks*
“I’d like to make my feelings for you immortal.”
“I’ll start off gentle until you puck my stick.”
“You’re so beautiful, I forgot my pick-up line.”
“I’d make one hell of a butler and a boyfriend.”
“If I’m Santa Claus, let me make you Mrs. Claus.”
“I would die happy if I saw you naked just once.”
“The hills are alive with the sound of our music.”
“You are the Taiga to my Ryujii.” (ME: TORADORA!!)
“Would you like to take a tour of my Eiffel Tower?”
“There is a reason why I have a town name Fu©king.”
“If you were a piano, I’d bang you all night long.”
“I must be a snowflake because I’m falling for you!”
“If this was a dating sim, I’d definitely pick you.”
“One night with me and you’ll never forget my name!”
“You know, pianists are skilled with their fingers.”
“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by your beauty!”
“I like my guys like I like my tea, Hot and British.”
“You like becoming one with Russia, don’t you?”
“Do you vant to know vhy zhey call me Drill Sergeant?”
“The only thing your eyes don’t tell me is your name.”
“I’m the king of burgers but I’m looking for my queen.”
“Our love will burn hotter than the Great London Fire.”
“Together, we’d make a better love story than Twilight.”
“I can’t help saying I hate you when I mean I love you.”
“I like my guys like I like my beer, Bold and Prussian.”
*Points at your bottom* “Excuse me, is this seat taken?”
“I don’t like your last name. Let’s change it to Vargas!”
“I’m a nice guy by day but, I’m a conquistador at night!”
“On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?”
“I have ways to keep you and me warm until Spring.” ^ J ^
“My little hero wants to save you from dying as a virgin.”
“I like my guys like I like my Vodka, Strong and Russian.”
“Your vital regions are unguarded! Prepare to be invaded!”
“You’re so cute zhat I can make jou as my second Gilbird.”
“Somezhing tells me zhat jou are sveet. Can I have a taste?
“I’m not staring at your BØØBs. I’m staring at your heart.”
“I like your last name. Can I have it?” *Smiles innocently*
“You know….I’d like a tour of the Florida. Can you show me?
“If you were on the McDonalds menu, you’d be a McS#xy.”
“The flag or your nation’s traditional outfit? Your choice.”
“Bonjour, I’m looking for treasure. Can I search your chest?”
“Hey baby. I hope you don’t mind me invading your territory.”
“I hurt my lips. Could you kiss them to make me feel better?”
“I like my guys like I like my hamburgers, Big and American.”
“My glA$$es are Texas but do you want to see Florida?” *Winks*
“Even my vocal can’t compare to how awesome your voice sounds.”
“What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?”
“Come here, I’ll tell you the secret of what does the fox says.”
“No wonder the sun isn’t shining, all the light is in your eyes.”
“You’ve been too good this year. Let me help you earn that coal.”
“I like potatoes. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.”
“Hey, my flag’s missing two stars! Oh wait, they’re in your eyes.”
“Do you have nose plugs? My nose started bleeding when I saw you.”
“There are so many kisses! Let me show you a Spanish kiss!” *winks*
“I lost my virginity. May I have yours?” *pops rose out of nowhere*
“You must be tired after everything we did in my dream last night.”
“You must be a piano because I want to play on you all night long.”
“Everyone knows I’m an angel…until I walk up to your bed.”~ smiles
“You’re better than any treasure I’ve found during my pirate days.”
“How about I show exactly how big my Big Ben is.” *Wiggles eyebrows*
“Disney World is in Florida because that’s where the magic happens.”
“If you don’t say yes, I just might threaten to break your fingers.”
“Someone as awesome as me should have an awesome girl like yourself.”
“Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.”
“I wish you were a burger so that I could get in between those buns.”
“Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?”
“Are you cold? You look like you need something hot…Well, here I am!”
“I’m going to keep telling you, so listen good every day. I love you.”
“Vith one touch, I can make you make sounds that only a dog can hear.”
“I’m going to keep telling you, so listen well every day. I love you.”
“Can I take a picture? I want Santa to know what I want for Christmas.”
“That’s funny, I think your eyes are the same color as my Lamborghini.”
“I dissolved because they said I couldn’t have you.” (Me: THE FEELS!!!)
“They’re called ‘eyebrows’ because my eyes are browsing your fine arse.”
“Training hurts your sides? Heh. It’ll be worse once I’m done with you.”
“If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
“Hola. I just realized this but, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
“I’ve burnt my scones….Can I eat you instead?” (Me: WHOA!! Take it easy!!)
“You look too innocent to be my next girlfriend. Here, I’ll help you out.”
“Are you a drill sergeant because jou have my privates standing attention.”
“Would you like to Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss but down unda!”
“Say, have we met before? I would never forget someone as beautiful as you.”
“There’s the A, B, C, E, and G. Can you guess the F and I’ll give you the D.”
“I yell your name because I know I’ll be saying it once we’re alone tonight.”
“(Favorite Color) may be all I wear but, I’ll wear your flags colors any day.”
“Have you ever heard of Spanish style? You haven’t? Oh, let me show you then!”
“Did you know that the smaller your BØØBs are, the closer I am to your heart?”
“Klimt is one of my favorite artists. Let’s try to replicate one of his works.”
“I want to cast a spell on you with my magic wand.” *wiggles brows seductively*
“I’m afraid that your system has room for only one USB drive. And that’s mine.”
“I think about you two times a day: when I close my eyes and when I open them.”
“You must be a sunflower because your smile makes me warm every time I see you.”
“There is a reason why the Washington Monument is white.” ((Me: *facepalm* Why?))
“I’m the country of pA$$ion. Why don’t you come back to my place and I’ll show you.”
“I like Churros because they’re and you look sweet. Can I have a taste to make sure?”
“I’m going to do you like I do my homework; slam you on my desk and do you all night!”
“Ring, ring! Geography just called and they’re wondering why you aren’t under me yet.”
“Pewdiepie may say inappropriate things but I say worse when you’re just here with me.”
“Let’s play Guess the 50 States on my body. I’ll give you a prize if you find Florida.”
“I’m buying a new bed from Ikea. Why? To teach you some new things that you could use.”
“Don’t frown, mademoiselle. You don’t know who could be falling in love with your smile.”
“I love you so much, I won’t use “I sparkle like a fairy” as an excuse to keep us apart.”
“I like my guys like I like my Maple Syrup, Sweet and Canadian.” *Licks lips seductively*
“If I were a superhero I’d take you flying. But, since I’m not, I’ll just walk you home.”
“Do you like math? Then let’s add me and you, subtract your clothes, and divide your legs.”
“There’s only room for one as my Matesprite. Show me how you deserve it.” (HOMESTUCK RULES!!)
“I’m gonna sit next to you since I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”
“I normally don’t date people who are more awesome than me…but for you I’ll make an exception.”
“Did you know that the human body is made up of 95% water? Great, because I’m getting thirsty…”
“I want my wand to invade your Chamber of secrets.” (ME: Was that a Harry Potter pick up line??)
“I like my guy like I hate my work, Long and hard.” (Me: *Wiggles eyes* If you know what I mean~)
“Would you like to take a look of my Doctor Who memorabilia? I can show you my Sonic Screwdriver.”
“If God existed, I’d promise him to let me have you next to me. I’d give up everything right now.”
“If Finland stuffs you in a bag, don’t be scared; I just told him that I wanted you for Christmas.”
“You know, my musical talents aren’t limited to playing instruments…I compose music as well.” *winks*
“You must be the greatest architect in the world. You just made the leaning tower stand straight up.”
“With each question you get right, I’ll take off a piece of my clothes.” *Starts stripping* (Me: WHOA!!)
“I’m mad, really bad, but don’t tell my mom and dad. Pucker up, kiss my butt cause I’m bloody Fu©king nuts.”
“Until there was you, I wandered aimlessly. For a long time, like a little child, I cried in anticipation for you.”
“From the beginning, you were music to me, and music was you. That’s why I came this far. If you’re not there, there is no music.”
“You must be a civil rights movement because you’re causing an uprising in the south, and that isn’t going to be quelled any time soon.”
“The colors on my flag are red,white and blue.Red for pA$$ion, blue for the bruises we give each other in bed,and white for the innocence I’m abt to take from you.”

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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