Yo mama’s so ugly Slenderman runs from her!
Yo mama’s so hairy, Bigfoot took HER picture!
Yo mama’s so ugly, she scared a black cat white.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she scares the roaches away.
Yo mamas so ugly, she gives freddy krueger nightmares
Yo mama’s so nasty, she bit the zombie and killed it.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, she trick or treats over the phone.
Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama’s so nasty, a zombie smelled her and pA$$ed out.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama’s so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes
Yo mama’s so dirty, she makes 3 year old zombies look clean.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she was asked to be an extra in Thriller.
Yo Mama’s so scary and dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama’s so greasy, the zombies that bit her died of a heart attack.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she died, the grim reaper refused to take her.
Yo mama’s so ugly, the government decided to move Halloween to her birthday
Yo Mama’s so smelly, that the only treat she got on Halloween was disinfectant.
Yo mama’s so ugly, when she went into a haunted house, she came out with a job application.