Yo mama’s so greasy that Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama’s so greasy that her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama so greasy, she uses Crisco to wash her hair.
Yo mama’s so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mamma’s so greasy she butters bread with her tongue.
Yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a band aid.
Yo momma’s so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.
Yo mama’s so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama’s so greasy that she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo mama’s so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her A$$ cheeks!
Yo mama’s so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo mama’s so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she’d be the mascot.
Yo mama’s so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
Yo momma’s so greasy she got a job at the cinema – buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
Yo mama’s so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.
Yo momma’s so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
Yo mama’s so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny’s wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam… and has a full time job at the’ Pancake Palace’ wiping pancakes across her forheed.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.