[Top 25] Gothic Pick Up Lines- To Impress a Goth Guy or Gal!

by Annie Rosy

“You bore me.”
“Will you marry me?”
“I much prefer coffee”
“What? We’re a couple?”
“Monogamy, what’s that?”
“Are you neurotic, too?”
“You’re not weird enough.”
[Top 25] Gothic Pick Up Lines- To Impress a Goth Guy or Gal!
[Top 25] Gothic Pick Up Lines- To Impress a Goth Guy or Gal!
“You want to do what? Bowling?!”
“You make me too happy. Go away.”
“No, you aren’t really a vampire.”
“No, we’re not going to break up.”
“Your hair is the color of my soul.”
“You don’t like S#x on gravestones?”
“Want to be my Master for the night?”
“Go out with me or I’ll kill us both.”
“You gave me live flowers, how tacky.”
“Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.”
“Hmmm.. I thought you’d be dead by now.”
“I’ve been feeling a bit strange lately.”
“You should come home with me. We match.”
“You’re actually starting to cheer me up.”
“You just look better than me in my skirts.”
“Nice boots, wanna meaningful relationship?”
“You have no more t-shirts I want to borrow.”
“You wore pink last Tuesday. Get out of my sight.”
“I’d kill myself for you, I’d kill you for myself.”
“Your pants are so shiny, I can see myself in them.”
“Hi, I’m a necrophiliac. How well can you play dead?”
“I can’t go out with you because I actually like you.”
“Ummm… I just realised something about my S#xuality”
“Excuse me, but your veil is caught in my handcuffs…”
“My body is a temple — take me home and desecrate me!”
“Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?”
“You’re just too nice. More like a friend than a lover.”
“I know that breaking up will mean the death of us both”
“You don’t have any more clothes that I want to borrow.”
“I was hoping we could just go back to being enemies…”
“You have my permission to see other people if you want.”
“What’s a nice goth like you doing in a place like this?”
“It’s just not going to work. You’re human, and I’m not.”
“My parents don’t hate you as much as I hoped they would.”
“I can’t date anyone who has never heard of George Carlin.”
“You’re cute. Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?”
“Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.”
“I’m really sorry, hon. But either we break up, or one of us dies.”
“You’re not evil enough for me to have a serious relationship with.”
“By the way, we broke up. About two months ago. I forgot to tell you.”
“Pardon me, but would you mind if I looked down your pants for a sec?”
“Would it upset you terribly if we were just . . . friends with benefits?”
“I think your an embarrA$$ment to me and the rest of humankind, Fu©king hippie!”
“I love you but I want to date 3 other people to be sure if this is right for me.”
“Hi, I seemed to have misplaced my black lipstick, can I borrow some off your mouth?”
“You’ve stolen my heart away. Luckily, I’ve got another three or four in the freezer.”
“I think we need to have a talk about you and I… You are aware that there is no You and I.
“What do you think of the principles of Sacred Geometry with respect to Gothic Architecture?”
“The colour of your eyes remind me of the window cleaner I drink to cleanse my soul…[grab person]… CLEANSE ME!!”
“Hey, is that a really long black liner in your pocket or do you carry your own brand of black current all of the time?”
“Got a light? No? Well, then I’ll just have to hold this clove cigarette up against you because you’re hotter than the Inferno itself!”
“I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.”
“I have been dreaming of you, and writing erotic fantasies about you for the entire year since we met. Will you come and sit with me and let me tell you one of them?”
“Excuse me, sir/madame. Could I ask you, were we tortured and then burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives in the early 12th century?”

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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