[Top 30] Google and Search Engine Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

You defragment my life.
Baby, you overclock my processor.
Baby you’re so cute you made my page 404.
You’re hotter then the bottom of my laptop.
Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?
Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
[Top 30] Google and Search Engine Pick Up Lines
[Top 30] Google and Search Engine Pick Up Lines
Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your BØØBs.
You want to learn about computers huh, you’ve already pA$$ed the first lesson “Turning Me On”
Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!
Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…
Girl, you got software? I’ve got hardware. Together, we can liveware ever we want.
Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft
I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You PnP? I wanna RAM this RAW Hard Disk up your Megahertz’d Computer. Nothing PC bout it.
Do you have a wifi pA$$word cause i’d love to connect to you!
There is no cache, lets go straight to the hard drive.
If I were an A$$embly language, I’d jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your acC^mulator, then jump if you’re negative.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
Baby you must be Google GlA$$es, because you augment my reality
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
If I were an operating system, your process would be real-time priority.
Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.
Are you an Instagram picture because I want to double tap that.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
You still use Internet Explorer, you must like it nice and slow
Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my D!¢K
You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive.
Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Hey baby, I’m a power source, and you’re the kind of resistor i’d like to deliver my load to.
Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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