“Wanna see my John Hanc0©k?”
“Hey, slave, get in my bed.”
“When we touch, it’s electric.”
“I would forge your valley any day.”·
Does the carpet match the powdered wig?
“My hat’s not the only thing that’s erect”
“Hey baby, whad’ya say I whiskey-ou away? ;)”
“I would always drop Hamiltons for you, baby.”
“My signature’s not the only thing that’s big.”
“The Redcoats won’t be the only ones coming tonight.”
waves hand dismissively “I’m not the one with syphilis.”
“You must be debt because my interest in you is growing.”
“You wouldn’t have to pay a tax if I gave you some sugar.”
“I’d cross the Delaware again if you were on the other side.”
“You have the right to A$$emble peacefully in my lower house.”
“Because I’m looking to score four if you know what I’m saying”
“Hey girl, what do you say to being hooked up with a Benjamin?”
Why don’t you come back to my place; we can form a more perfect union
We the people hold these truths to be self-evident: that you FINE, girl!
“Are you the Ohio Territory? Because I’ve been surveying you all evening.”
“Once you see my booming economy, you’ll be getting an era of good feelings.”
“You’re under arrest, because I’ve just pA$$ed the Alien and Seduction acts!”
My good sir; my apologies I was on the cusp of being black out drunk. Good day sir!
“I hold this truth to be self-evident: I don’t want to declare independence from you.”
“Hi I’m George Washington, and I’ve got some wood for you…and I’m not talking about my teeth”
“I would never declare independence from you, but how about you declare independence from those clothes?”
Multiple responses to one prompt should be put in separate comments so that they can be voted on separately.
Are you the boat crossing the Delaware river? Because I’d like to ride you with a bunch of other guys while I hold an American flag up in the air.