So what CAN you feed your chickens and better yet, what can you hand feed me?
So, licking your lotus is out of the question, ha?
Speaking of raised beds…
Sure, it’s bad for the environment, but what’s the point of saving the planet if we’re apart? (Leaf Blower)
That honey is thick and runny on your fingers. Mmmmm…
That white linen summer dress you sewed yourself would look great on my floor.
There’s a leaf in your hair. Let me destroy it. (Leaf Blower)
These hearing protection muffs remind me of my time in the studio with Aerosmith. (Leaf Blower)
These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
They call me a mother plucker in bed.
This compost soil is so dark and rich… like I like my men.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
Those wood shavings look so soft and comfortable, like a bed.
To me, a bouquet is just a metaphor for group S#x.
Want to help me germinate my seeds?
Want to make pies together?
What do you say to a little foraging in the woods?
What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?
What would it take to get invited into your inner iris?
What? You have a boyfriend? I certainly hope he isn’t engulfed by a dust cloud. (Leaf Blower)
What’s your ideal harvest season?
When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.
When I’m canning with you, this urban blight just fades away.
Where can I order a pretty face?
Why drive when you could ride on my handlebars to the farmer’s market?
With great power comes great responsibility. That is why I choose not to Marilyn Monroe your skirt. I’m a gentleman. (Leaf Blower)
Work it. Work that twigless sidewalk. (Leaf Blower)
Would you like to be served warm home baked bread with hand churned butter in the morning?
You don’t look so baaaad standing there with all those goats.
You just made me as red as a beet!
You look beautiful on the leafless lawn that I created using power tools. (Leaf Blower)
You smell as good as a bundle of lavender tied with twine.
You sure do know how to handle your chicken coop wire.
You would be the perfect fruit of my labor.
You’re rosebush or mine?
You’re like a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.
Your broccoli heads are so big!
Your eggs are so big.
Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Your organic garden or mine?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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