[Top 30] Fitness Pick Up Lines to Impress a Gym Addict!

by Annie Rosy

Let’s do lunge.

Do you squat here often?

And I don’t just mean my skeleton.

I’m gonna have my ‘whey’ with you!

Do you have a band-aid? Because I’m cut!

How’d you like to be my special push-up partner?

Do you have any tape? Because I’m totally ripped.

[Top 30] Fitness Pick Up Lines to Impress a Gym Addict!

Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

Is your tank top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?

I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour…

How’d you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.

We should train together, I’ve heard it’s good for bone density.

Are you into fitness? How about fittin’ this thingy into your thingy?

I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.

Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?

Hi, I see that you’re new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!

I got stopped at the airport last week for trying to bring these guns onto an airplane.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I’d gladly put my meat inside you

My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

Are you a boxer? [No] Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me two blows to the head?

If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

The weights in this gym just aren’t heavy enough… would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Or maybe it was the hour I spent on this treadmill.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps… do you wanna help me verify this?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

[Top 30] Fitness Pick Up Lines to Impress a Gym Addict!

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