Will you be my final fantasy?
I want you to ride my Chocobo.
I never go in without protect.
“Don’t worry, I’ll pull early”
Nice skirt. Whats the drop rate?
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Sit on my lap and watch me “level up”.
Wanna take a sidequest…to the bedroom?
I’m Final and I’ll show you a Fantasy.
Wanna to spin around on my Blitzballs?
Sit on my lap and watch me “level up.”
Wanna take a sidequest… to the bedroom?
I need experience points. Will you help?
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
Wanna see how much my Airbuster can blow?
Hey baby, do you prefer turn based or atb?
If you were a L’cie would I be your focus?
Let’s breed chocobos… the old-fashioned way!
I can learn Frogsong, you can be my princess.
Are you a castrum? Cuz I wanna get inside you.
Babe, I’ll take you hyur than you can dream of.
C’mon, you can do better than this! Ready…. and go!
Words aren’t the only way to tell someone how you feel.
You must be a L’Cie, because I wanna purge all over you.
If I were Cloud and you were Tifa, I’d be glad aeris died.
Are you a phoenix, ’cause you look like you wanna get down.
Hey baby, I got a 100+ Chain on the Dreadnought Leviathan alone.
I think that was my last pick-up line experience from someone. xD
I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you?
Baby, I’m the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?
“If you don’t want to go on a date, then how about a Mercy Stroke?”
Baby, do you need a phoenix down? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous!
Honey, you must be a White Mage because looking at you I get a Raise.
You’re giving me sunstroke, baby, cause you’re hotter than the Sagolii.
You’re like a cutscene – beautiful at first but then you never shut up.
You’re the Rinoa to my Squall. The Tifa to my Cloud. The Yuna to my Tidus.
If you wanna get 100% completion, you gotta first get me to 100% completion!
Get down with me, baby, and I’ll make you have a Limit Break all night long…
You’d better go to the armour shop, because we’re gonna need some protection.
“Get down with me, baby, and I’ll make you have a Limit Break all night long…”
Girl, you must be a mage; cos your magic body makes materia look like mythril.
Are you a loot drop? Cause I’m rolling Need on That [High Quality] [Miqo’te] [rear]
I called him an idiot, and turned away as he went in for a kiss so he got my cheek xD
Baby, you look beautiful and pure, just like Aeris. *sniff* Poor Aeris. She can’t be dead! She just can’t!!
You must be an aeon, because you answered my call and dropped down from heaven. Plus you smell like Bahamut.
I decided to be a smartA$$ and replied with, “Actually yes, I do. I’m married and my husband happens to be white.”
Your daddy must’ve been a level 40 thief with special ninja gloves because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Hmm, I know I’ve had a few guys say some dumb pick-up lines, but I can’t remember them now. =/ It’ll probably come to me later on.
He looked surprised for some reason and apologized again, by saying, “I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help asking a pretty face, you know?”
I like that dress on you… but I’d like it better if it could transform you into a songstress with the power to lull your enemies to sleep!
Baby, I’m gonna take you all around the world… in my flying airship. No doubt built by Cid. *shakes head in smiling bemuSêmênt* Oh, that Cid!