“It’s very hard to grow up in a perfect family when you’re not perfect.”
“Supposing I’ve said I hate him, or worse still, that I love him, in my sleep.”
“My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.”
“Are you smirking at me, Mr. Grey?” I ask sweetly. Pompous A$$.”
Let’s get out of here so I can make you say, “oh my”. *Try not to sound like George Takei when using this line
What’s your safe word? I’ll write it down next to your number. *Hold out pen and paper.*
I can be your Mr Grey. *Must be wearing a sharp suit when using this line.*
Have you read 50 Shades of Grey? Well, I’m 50 shades of Greg. *Raise eyebrows.*
I’ve got a dark twisted soul, want to go back to mine and let me tie you up? *Look brooding and mysterious.*
I haven’t got a “Red Room of Pain”… but I can show my bedroom. *Jingle house keys.*
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.
Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? To where? To your heart.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a clA$$ together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
4 Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I am a telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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