Hey baby, theres a party in your mouth and everybody’s coming
Can I take you out to eat …..unless you wante me to eat you out
I forgot my bl0w j0b at your house, can i come over and get it?
Wanna be my new vaC^me cleaner…its not sucking or blowing right
Are you a garbage can because I’m trash and I want to be in you.
Are you wearing a cow suit, or do you always look like a heffer?
Do you think you could teach me to be as full of $h!t as you are?
Your so nasty you make me want to go in and eat cottage cheese.
Your hand is so soft and delicate, my D!¢K would look huge in it.
How much did it cost? You know, the surgery that made you so hot?
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
Hey I went to work but you didn’t let me finish let’s have round 2
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
Why don’t I Grab your sweet breasts and stick my D!¢K up your butt!
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the $h!t!
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
Did it hurt?(what?) when you fell from heaven? It sure looks like it
“Yeah, I am married. So what can I do to get you to go out with me?”
Ur not the prettiest one in here but beauty is only a paper bag away.
I heard you have a death wish, how about suffocating on a black peπ!s.
You look hot in that dress, but it’d look a lot better on your sister…
I’m not a D!¢K in real life, but I’ll play one in your v@g!n@ tonight!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Was god constipated when he made you cause you smell like a pile of $h!t
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
Your so hot you can fart in my mouth and I would hold it like a bong hit
Damn girl, I’m gonna be all over you like a fat virgin on a man sandwich!
Today I feel like a tampon. I’m at the right place, but at the wrong time.
Damn girl, you must have all the flies around you because you’re the $h!t!
Tell your mom to stop changing lipsticks cause my D!¢K looks like a rainbow
I’ve got the D!¢K, you’ve got the bum, so do the sum and let me ram your bum
Hi I’m (name) and no i dont plan on being this ugly for the rest of my life.
Hey baby, have you fallen from heaven, because that would explain your face..
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren’t for women, my thing would rust.”
Tickle your pu$$y with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularily nice weather.”
I’ll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn’t get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
I wish you were a pig (she asks why?) cause then youd have six….nipples(wait for slap)
Are you going to that funeral? (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth
Do you like tapes and CDs? (I guess) Good, ’cause Imma tape this D!¢K to your forehead so you CDs nuts
I was going to tell you a joke that’ll make your S#xs fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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