Blow me you fat ugly hoe
I put the std in stupid.
Save a straw…Suck A D!¢K.
Don’t be so picky…. I wasn’t!
Long story short I have money!
Debit or credit for those S#xs?
You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
You MUST have a nice personality.
Don’t be shy give this D!¢K a try.
Nice hair lets Fu©k all night long
Are you from Europe? Cause eura hoe
“You don’t smell bad for a fat girl”.
Here’s a fifty dollar bill, get to it.
Are you a frito cause your really corny
It’s Hammer Time,….bang me biaatttccchhh
Good news, the test results are negative!
Fu©k me now or you will die……die B!t¢h die
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I just $h!t in my pants… Can i get in yours?
Are you a swimmer cause you have no eyebrows
How much do you weigh cause your lookin PHAT*
Come here or my D!¢K will start C^mING for you!
Did you fart….Because you are blowing me away!!!
Oh NO! I’m choking! I need mouth-to-mouth Quick!
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Did you just crawl up from hell? Cause your smokin’!
If you were drunk I’d totally take advantage of you.
I like my women like I like my coffee, full of cream.
Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
I’m like a trash man, cuz I pick up junk for a living.
My peπ!s is going on vacation. Destination: YOUR MOUTH
Do you like trash, cause I’d love to dump on your chest
Can i buy you a drink? cause you look like an alcoholic.
Do you want a invitation ( to what?) A Party in my pants
Damn girrl did you get some lipo, your’e looking P H A T!
I am lost in your lips please give me a map to your p*ssy
My love for you is like diahreah, I just can`t hold it in.
I didnt ask u to dance…..I said you look fat in those pants
Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
You seem really nice…not like the usual bitter pill I meet.
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
Are you constipated? Cause I wanna Fu©k the $h!t out of you.
Hey baby, theres a party in your mouth and everybody’s coming
Can I take you out to eat …..unless you wante me to eat you out
I forgot my bl0w j0b at your house, can i come over and get it?
Wanna be my new vaC^me cleaner…its not sucking or blowing right
Are you a garbage can because I’m trash and I want to be in you.
Are you wearing a cow suit, or do you always look like a heffer?
Do you think you could teach me to be as full of $h!t as you are?
Your so nasty you make me want to go in and eat cottage cheese.
Your hand is so soft and delicate, my D!¢K would look huge in it.
How much did it cost? You know, the surgery that made you so hot?
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
Hey I went to work but you didn’t let me finish let’s have round 2
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
Why don’t I Grab your sweet breasts and stick my D!¢K up your butt!
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the $h!t!
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
Did it hurt?(what?) when you fell from heaven? It sure looks like it
“Yeah, I am married. So what can I do to get you to go out with me?”
Ur not the prettiest one in here but beauty is only a paper bag away.
I heard you have a death wish, how about suffocating on a black peπ!s.
You look hot in that dress, but it’d look a lot better on your sister…
I’m not a D!¢K in real life, but I’ll play one in your v@g!n@ tonight!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Was god constipated when he made you cause you smell like a pile of $h!t
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
Your so hot you can fart in my mouth and I would hold it like a bong hit
Damn girl, I’m gonna be all over you like a fat virgin on a man sandwich!
Today I feel like a tampon. I’m at the right place, but at the wrong time.
Damn girl, you must have all the flies around you because you’re the $h!t!
Tell your mom to stop changing lipsticks cause my D!¢K looks like a rainbow
I’ve got the D!¢K, you’ve got the bum, so do the sum and let me ram your bum
Hi I’m (name) and no i dont plan on being this ugly for the rest of my life.
Hey baby, have you fallen from heaven, because that would explain your face..
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren’t for women, my thing would rust.”
Tickle your pu$$y with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularily nice weather.”
I’ll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn’t get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
I wish you were a pig (she asks why?) cause then youd have six….nipples(wait for slap)
Are you going to that funeral? (What Funeral) The one where MY BALLZ drop dead in your mouth
Do you like tapes and CDs? (I guess) Good, ’cause Imma tape this D!¢K to your forehead so you CDs nuts
I was going to tell you a joke that’ll make your S#xs fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.