I might not be a unicorn but you can still ride me.
I’M emo, You’re emo! Let’s be emo together.
Hey Girl! You would make a beautiful corpse.
Your eyes are like blood in my veins. They sparkle in the sun.
Is that MP3 player in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.
I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal. Wanna read?
Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?
I wrote your name on my wrist before cutting it as a sign of our love.
I love you so much that we will cut each other on our first date. What do you think?
You’ll be thanking me for a lot more than venom tonight.
You can run away with me anytime you want (Into my bed).
It may not be Valentines day, but I’ll get you in the end
Wanna make a movie? Cool, lets call it fifty shades of Way.
I promise you, if we date, we’ll last longer than Mikey ever did.
“You know what would look great on you? This My Chemical Romance hoodie.”
“Did it hurt when you fell?” “From where?” “From the homepage on DeviantArt.”
“Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through Warped Tour all day.”
“Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I show you this Underoath fan art I made again?”
“Is it hot in here or is my phone just overheating from all the alerts of comments on my LiveJournal?”
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put me out of this endless torment if it fell on top of me.”
“Was your father a thief? Because it would be great if he could go into Hot Topic and steal a bunch of clothes for me.”
“I lost my phone number. Can I have yours or can you just use your phone to see what time ‘The Craft’ comes on TBS tonight?”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably just leave it how it is because none of this matters and life is meaningless.”
“If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?”
“Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar, waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul?”
“Let’s get out of here together. No, I don’t want to go back to my place. There’s just so many fake poser scene kids around here I can’t stand it.”
“That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better when it’s slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything one step closer to death.”
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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