[Top 50] Elements Pick Up Lines

[Top 50] Elements Pick Up Lines 1

ause I want to date you.”
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
If I was a plant you’d make my roots extend
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
“Hello… I’ve been admiring your bacterial signature”.
If you were a concentration gradient I’d go down on you.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it’s turgid.
I’m more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
Didn’t you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
I believe you and I could prove the “Lock and Key” model later tonight
Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then PotA$$ium and water.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe A$$!
It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate – if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
If I were a Shwann cell, I’d squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.