[Top 50] Einstein Pick Up Lines and Jokes

by Annie Rosy

Your lab bench, or mine?
Let’s exchange fermions!
Top quark or bottom quark?
You and Me = Grand Unification
What’s your resonance frequency?
I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
Can I have your significant digits?
[Top 50] Einstein Pick Up Lines and Jokes
[Top 50] Einstein Pick Up Lines and Jokes
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
You’re more special than relativity.
How do you feel about group experiments?
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my A$$. Wanna see?
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you’re attractive.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Hey baby. It’s mA$$ive. You know what I’m talking about.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mA$$?
Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you!
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight.
Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.
Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
Two large mA$$es that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you’re a big part of that.
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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