[Top 50] Economy Economist Pick Up Lines

[Top 50] Economy Economist Pick Up Lines 1

Bottom up or top down?
Take my stimulus package!
Supply equals demand,baby.
reap the private (benefit).
I’ll maximize your utility.
can increase our mutual payoff.a
It’s OK baby…I’m a price taker.
Being your prisoner is no dilemma.
Now those are some tangible A$$ets!
Wanna talk about our private goods?
I can stimulate you with my package
Now those are some tangible A$$ets!
Baby, that b00ty is a moral hazard!!
You make my demand curve go inelastic
You can price discriminate against me!
I’ll reveal my preferences if you will.
How may I lower your barriers to entry?
I’ll reveal my preferences if you will.
Hey, let’s talk about our private goods.
There are no diminishing returns with you.
You’re my very favorite kind of moral hazard.
You’ve got the curves to supply my demand!
Your presence is one big positive externality
My market is in equilibrium when I am with you.
Your price definitely equals my marginal benefit
Can you be my S#x dummy for my linear regressions?
I think you and me would have great potential output
Let’s play economics tonight- for you I’ll be SI#tsky?
You’re like the village commons…*sigh* what a tragedy!
I can A$$ure you: There’s no adverse to this selection.
Do you work for the Fed, cause your raising my reserves.
Are your legs available for some open market operations?
Somebody call the IMF because I am tired of being alone.
I can A$$ure you: There’s no adverse to this selection.
Are your legs available for some open market operations?
Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.
What do you say we expand our production possibility curves?
Baby, I love you so much I’m willing to forgo my exit option.
Want to go prove the law of diminishing utility is incorrect?
Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.
Somebody call Greenspan because you just made my interest rise.
I have a feeling you really understand the “nature of the firm.”
I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want
I suggest you lower barriers to entry to encourage free exchange.
Your demand for me should be inelastic; there are no subsS#xutes.
I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want.
Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy
I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”, because I know were meant to “B”
My fiscal policy is all about contributing to your private sector.
I know Im not “A” and Im not “C”……because I know were meant to “B”
I’m a pure public good…you can free-ride on me any time you want
Hey baby, tonight let’s get freaky and embrace the ‘Animal Spirits’.
Someone call the trust-busters because you just monopolized my heart.
You have some fine new resources, because you made my PP curve expand.
I am tired of all these games and theory. I just want the payoff, baby.
We’re like monopolistic compeS#xion…all we care about is the short run.
I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.
C’mon, it’s getting late, and we both know I’m your lender of last resort
Your industry shows promise…time for my firm to break the barrier of entry.
If you want to invite your friend, perhaps we could explore multilateralism.
I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves
Let’s go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility.
You won’t find any elasticity with my demand, cause there are no subsS#xutes.
You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping
Babe, I’m like a natural monopoly. I’m big enough to supply the entire market.
Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.
You and I should be in the same industry; so that we could merge horizontally.
We are like unemployment and inflation- the more your go down the more I grow.
You can optimize utility by getting your A$$hole exploited with my demand curve.
You’re an economist. I’m an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?
How do you get multiple girls at one time? Tell them about network externalities..
What do you say I eliminate some dead weight loss and add to your consumer surplus.
You and I are in a prisoner’s dilemma, are best shot is cooperative equilibrium so we
It’s like a positive externality: We’ve experienced the social benefit, how about we go
I couldn’t help but notice your monetary base. Do you let a guy get to M3 on a first date?
‘m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.
You’ve been spending too much time with the invisible hand…time for some external intervention.
I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.
I need 3 things in my life…..Sun for my day, moon for my night…..and you for the rest of my life…
And the very best pickup line to catch your own economist, straight from the Hayek/Keynes rap video…
I think we should have S#x with other people, in order to prevent being beholden to a monopolistic supplier.
Our society is underproducing…but I’m sure if we hooked up we’d achieve an efficient allocation of resources.
If I were the inelastic side of the market, I’d want you to be the excess burden of tax, so you could fall heavily upon me.
If I were the inelastic side of the market, I’d want you to be the excess burden of tax, so you could fall heavily upon me.
My research primarily focuses on the price relationships between crude oil and refined gasoline, known commonly to pracS#xioners as “crack spreading.”