Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.
Hey girl, with that face, you must have +10 Charisma.
Hey girl, are you a medusa? ‘Cuz you’re making me hard.
Hey girl, you’re so fine, I’m taking -2 to attack rolls.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? ‘Cuz you cast a spell on me.
Hey girl, are you a cleric? ‘Cuz you make me feel healed.
Half-off on a roll of 5? They must have some crazy charisma
Hey girl, I hope you’re not a monk, since I’m tired of hands.
“I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!
Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.
Hey girl, are you a barbarian? ‘Cuz your style is all the rage.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…all 3 of those deadly rays.
You must be a controller, because your AC so low I gotta hit that.
Hey girl, are you a bard? ‘Cuz you’re plucking at my heartstrings.
Hey girl, are you a fighter? ‘Cuz I never wanna (c)leave your side.
I think your beauty just flanked me, ’cause I sure feel flat-footed.
Hey girl, I hope you’re a druid, ‘cuz this animal wants to be…handled.
Feeling wild, baby? That’s okay. I have a lot of ranks in Handle Animal.
Are you a Beholder? ‘Cause I’d like to be-holdin’ that A$$ you fine momma
Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw
Hey girl, I hope you’re a Lawful Good Paladin, because I wanna try getting An@!.
Hey girl, are you looking for a bag of holding? ‘Cuz I’ve got a bag you can hold…
Hey girl, are you a rebel drow house? ‘Cuz you’re causing a stir in my underdark…
Hey girl, what do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D
Hey girl, are you a sorcerer? ‘Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.
Conversely, an insult would probably be to say you need a Spot Check to see a guy’s D!¢K. /shrugs
I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager. We get half-off, but we have to share.
Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don’t come home with me tonight.
Girl, your b00ty is so fine, its stats must be from one of the game’s epic-level splatbooks instead of the core rulebooks
Hey girl, what do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common?They can all vouch for me.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
