[Top 30] Funny Cute Dolphin Jokes and Puns

by Maria Line

Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
Do your dolphins do any tricks?
If I were a dolphin, I’d rape you first.
What do dolphin use for money? Sand dollars!
What’s a dolphin’s favourite sport? Golphin
Where do dolphin races end? The dolphinish line!
Where do dolphin races end? At dolphinish line!
[Top 30] Funny Cute Dolphin Jokes and Puns
[Top 30] Funny Cute Dolphin Jokes and Puns
What country do dolphins like most? Dolph-Finland
What was the dolphin’s favorite movie? A Dolphin Tale.
Come back with me and I will show you how dolphin talks.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !
What did the baby dolphin do when he was upset? He whale-d
How does a group of dolphin’s make a decision? Flipper coin!
What was the dolphin’s favorite animal at the zoo? D’olphint
Why is the dolphin’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper!
Where do women dolphins keep their money? In their octopurse.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? GlA$$ flippers!
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision? They Flipper coin.
How did the dolphin feel after winning the race? Dolphintastic!
What birthday party game do dolphin like to play? Salmon says!
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
What is the most important vitamin in a dolphin’s diet? Vitamin Sea!
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? He prawned everything !
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? She whale-d
How does a group of dolphins decide on something? They flipper coin!
I can talk in a high pitched dolphin voice… EE ee eeee E.. E.. Eee E E Ee
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests? Because they work below C-Level.
How do dolphin’s say the word “finish”? Fin. (The french word for “finish”)
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner? She flipped!
How did they know the dolphin attack was no accident? Because they do everything on porpoise.
How did they know the dolphin attack was no accident? Because dolphins do everything on Porpoise.
What did people say when the dolphin walked on water? It was just a fluke. (Note: a dolphin’s tale is called a fluke)
Why are dolphins smarter than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand by the side of a pool and feed them fish.
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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