[Top 50] Dog Puns Only The Dog Lover Gets!

by Annie Rosy

This Journey lover.

This specialty chef.

This high-maintenance pup.

This Fifty Shades Of Grey fan.

This shark with a wiener problem.

This corgtastic map of Corglandia.

These two huge JurA$$ic Park heads

[Top 50] Dog Puns Only The Dog Lover Gets!

This Wiener who just can’t stay put.

I’m not sure what’s wrong with my dog.

He’s not fat… ~ He’s jut a little husky.

This Pug getting ready for spring break.

What’s a dog’s perfect job? Bark-eology.

This Lab who’s very into Norse mythology.

This dog who’s over the work week already.

What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album?

And the evergreen puntastic husky for the win!

What type of dog does Dracula own? ~A bloodhound.

What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!

He never stands up for himself.~ He just rolls over.

This pup who’s over this long, bitter winter already.

I told you I’d get it done on time. ~Quit hounding me

This Lab who’s very serious about science and school.

I’m hoping the vet will shed some light on the problem.

What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both

Going camping?Time to bust out the pup tent.~ dog in a tent

Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the “barking” lot!

Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.

What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!

It’s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

You won’t find what you need here.~ You’re barking up the wrong tree.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!

What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!

I’m going on Jeopardy next week.~I need to bone up on my trivia and be careful of the puparazzi if I win…

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.~ One of my canines is bothering me. I hope my Lab reports come back okay…

Ever hear the one about the poodle on the submarine?~He was the resident subwoofer and good at the doggie paddle.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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