yo mama so fat, the Pirate Planet tried to take her over.
Yo mama’s such a noisy hoe, her nickname is the sonic screwdriver!
yo mama so ugly that when Captain Jack Harkness saw her, he actually died.
yo mama so ugly that when the Daleks Exterminate her, it’s not for domination.
yo mama so stupid that when CA$$andra says “Moisturize!”, she begins to sweat.
yo mama so fat, she’s bigger than both the outside AND the inside of the Tardis
Yo mama’s such a drunk, that her sonic screwdriver is made of vodka and orange juice.
yo mama so ugly that when she looks into the Tardis, the Tardis doesn’t look into her.
yo mama so fat, the Doctor caught her eating his psychic paper, thinking it was a burger.
yo mama so fat that when she got upgraded by the cybermen, they turned her into an ice cream truck
Yo mama’s such a hoe that the nickname for her v@g!n@ (Bad Wolf) is scattered across time and space.
yo mama so fat, it doesn’t matter that the Tardis is bigger on the inside. She can’t get through the door.
yo mama so ugly that Dalek’s don’t actually say ‘Exterminate’ when they see her, because they figure somebody else already got there first!
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.