[Top 15] Doctor Who Yo Mama Jokes!
by Maria Line
yo mama so lazy, she’s a “part-time” lord
yo mama so fat, the cyberman DOWNgraded her.
yo mama so fat, the Pirate Planet tried to take her over.
Yo mama’s such a noisy hoe, her nickname is the sonic screwdriver!
yo mama so ugly that when Captain Jack Harkness saw her, he actually died.
yo mama so ugly that when the Daleks Exterminate her, it’s not for domination.
yo mama so stupid that when CA$$andra says “Moisturize!”, she begins to sweat.
yo mama so fat, she’s bigger than both the outside AND the inside of the Tardis
Yo mama’s such a drunk, that her sonic screwdriver is made of vodka and orange juice.
yo mama so ugly that when she looks into the Tardis, the Tardis doesn’t look into her.
yo mama so fat, the Doctor caught her eating his psychic paper, thinking it was a burger.
yo mama so fat that when she got upgraded by the cybermen, they turned her into an ice cream truck
Yo mama’s such a hoe that the nickname for her v@g!n@ (Bad Wolf) is scattered across time and space.
yo mama so fat, it doesn’t matter that the Tardis is bigger on the inside. She can’t get through the door.
yo mama so ugly that Dalek’s don’t actually say ‘Exterminate’ when they see her, because they figure somebody else already got there first!
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