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Top 20 Donut Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Donut ever let me go.

Sometimes I feel empty inside.

Mmmmmm…doughnuts. – Homer Simpson

You are the sprinkles on my donut.

I love you to the donuts and back.

I DONUT know what I’d do without you

Donuts make life a little bit sweeter.

Life’s too short for whole wheat donuts.

Donuts. An excuse to eat cake for breakfast.

Man doesn’t live by coffee alone… have a donut!

The only circle of trust you should have is a donut.

Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? – Matt Groening

After exercising I always eat donuts. Just kidding! I don’t exercise.

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy donuts. And that’s kind of the same thing.

Be sweet and honest always, but for God’s sake don’t eat my doughnuts! – Emma Bunton

As you ramble on through life, whatever be your goal keep your eye on the donut and not on the hole.

The closest I’ll get to winning the Hunger Games is when I spot the last donut in the office kitchen.

To find inner peace search deep inside yourself. Is there a donut there? If not, take corrective action.

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”

I wanna steal a donut truck and go on a high speed chase because it would be funny watching cops chase a donut truck on the news.

Share these pinnable donut quotes to your friends and be an instant hit! At the least, you’ll be having your friends craving for a gooey donut!

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.