What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers
Ice cream is exquisite… –what a pity it isn’t illegal.
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? A: Because they peel!
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden
What do they call a man who abandoned his diet? Desserter.
[Top 30] Dessert Puns To Make You Hungry
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.
You know you’re a mom if… Popsicles have become a staple food.
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear there are two suspects in Two Ton Charley’s death? BEN and JERRY.
Why did the banana go to see the doctor? The banana was not peeling very well.
Dieters are being advised to avoid drinking Pepsi, “THE PAUSE THAT REFLESHES.”
I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.
When banana growers are heart broken, what do they sing? What else but Peelings?
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam’s banana.
Don’t eat too much fudge, or else you will have so much pudge you won’t be able to budge.
A birthday greeting: For someone special as you, only ANGELFOOD would do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Bought some cream, it said “store in a cool place”. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.
What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? (sing to the tune of 5th symphony): Banana..na….! Banana..na….!
A man says “I keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the other”. The doctor says “I’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”.
Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all £5 apart from one that was £10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said “that’s maderia cake”.
I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, “Do you want a lift”. “No thanks”, they replied, “We’re Walkers”.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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