[Top 70] Cuba Cuban Havana Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

¿De qué juguetería te escapaste, muñeca? Which toyshop did you escape from, you doll?
Bendito el escultor que hizo tus curvas. Blessed be the sculptor that made your curves.
Si el sol pudiera mirarte, nunca sería de noche. If the sun could see you, night would never come.
Ay mamá, tú con tanta carne y yo pasando hambre. Oh, Mama, you with so much meat and me so hungry.
Eres más linda que un domingo de dominó en la playa. You’re better than a Sunday of dominoes on the beach.
Si cocinas como caminas, me comería hasta la raspita. If you cook like you walk, I’ll scrape the pot clean.
Quisiera ser un cigarrillo para quemarme en tus labios. I’d like to be a cigarette, to burn up on your lips
[Top 70] Cuba Cuban Havana Pick Up Lines
[Top 70] Cuba Cuban Havana Pick Up Lines
Estás como los almendrones, de uso pero en buen estado. You’re like a clA$$ic car, used but in good condition.
Si vuelves a sonreír me derrito como helado en agosto. If you smile again I’ll melt like an ice cream in August.
Amor, ¿quién fuera paS#xo de goma para nadar en tu bañera? Love, if only I were a rubber duck to swim in your bath.
Niña, estás como la quincallita, chiquitica pero bien surtidita. Girl, you’re like the ironmonger’s shop. Small, but well-stocked.
Las estrellas están enojadas con Dios, porque no las hicieron tan hermosas como te hicieron a ti. The stars are angry with God because he didn’t make them as beautiful as you.
Podré no verte, podré no hablarte, pero lo que jamás podré será olvidarte. I could bear not seeing you, I could bear not speaking to you, but what I could never bear would be to forget you.
Por eso hay tantos apagones, porque la Empresa Eléctrica confía en que tú nos ilumines. So that’s why there are so many power cuts: the Electrical Supply Company is counting on you to light us all up.
Si algún día quieres matarme no lo hagas con un puñal, deja un momento de amarme y el golpe será mortal. If one day you want to kill me, don’t do it with a knife, just stop loving me for one moment and it’ll be a mortal blow. tweet

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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