Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
Yo mama’ so cross-eyed, when she has S#x she thinks its a threesome.
Yo mama’ so cross-eyed, every time she cries tears fall down her back
Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater.
yo mama so crossed eye she sees the future and the past at the same time!
Yo momma so cross eyed, her husband left her for seeing someone on the side
Yo mama’ so cross-eyed when she sees a bird, you don’t know if it’s up or down
Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she can see the front and the back door at the same time
Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, when I put my D!¢K in her mouth she said “One at a time!”
Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels.
Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, everytime she has S#x she thinks she’s having a lesbian threesome.
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