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Top 10 Yo Mama So Cross-Eyed Jokes

by Annie Rosy

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.

Yo mama’ so cross-eyed, when she has S#x she thinks its a threesome.

Yo mama’ so cross-eyed, every time she cries tears fall down her back

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she has to sit sideways at the movie theater.

yo mama so crossed eye she sees the future and the past at the same time!

Yo momma so cross eyed, her husband left her for seeing someone on the side

Yo mama’ so cross-eyed when she sees a bird, you don’t know if it’s up or down

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, she can see the front and the back door at the same time

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, when I put my D!¢K in her mouth she said “One at a time!”

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels.

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, everytime she has S#x she thinks she’s having a lesbian threesome.

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.