[Top 100] Innovative Pick Up Lines Creative Minds!

by Annie Rosy

Rarrr!!!

I like pizza

Sit on my face

That rack though

Want to get coffee?

Are you into dragons?

I want to fax you up.

[Top 100] Innovative Pick Up Lines Creative Minds!

Are you into fitness?

Hi, who’s your friend?

Do you like ranch dressing?

How many fingers are too many

Hey girl, I saw you on Tinder

Excuse me, did you just fart?

Finally I found a Girl like you

I’ve had a crush on you for years

You have a good web-surfing stance.

Prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder

How do I tell my dog he was adopted?

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

I can’t wait to introduce you to my mom

I have 4 words for you “Hol I Day Inn”.

I like a man that can fulfill my wishes

You’re the cutest zombie I’ve ever seen.

Do you want to see my best pick up line?

What do girls and noodles have in common?

Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?

If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

How you doing? I hope you watch Friends lol

Do you peel a banana from the top or bottom?

You look like a female version of Nicholas Cage

What’s up Haley what are you up to Sunday night?

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

I’m a great cook. What kind of food do you like?

Single mother of 1? Want to be single mother of 2?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Bethesda?

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight

In a little more than 24 hours… I’m getting married.

Looks like there was a hit and you sunk my battleship

What’s a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?

You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you

On a scale from 1 to 10 you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey what’s going on? Hey what’s going on? Hey what’s going on?

We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.

You’re really not hot enough to get away with being this boring

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Tinder brought us together for a reason and that reason is babies.

Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck

I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?

Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lightening up my world?

Do you want me to hit you with a corny pickup line or can we skip that

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

I’m going to skip the small talk. Top five list of your favorite condiments

If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer, ” if you got the energy”.

Excuse me; I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’ but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?

You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.

I’m sure you get this all the time but you look like a mix between Fergie and Jesus

Roses are red, violets are blue, and how would you like it if I came home with you?

Hope you like cheesy pick up lines, because if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

Your beauty blinded me; I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams?

Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!

Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cause you look like you’ve got survival skills.

It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?

Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you’re made from the best stuff on earth?

If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go, I can take you places you haven’t ever been before.

Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Haley, Rebecca, John, Mike, etc.) on Tinder?

I want you to wear my father’s work suit and take me out to the shed to show me what happens to bad boys

Sorry it took me so long to respond, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast

I’m currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fa1ke and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”

Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?

Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… (And I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!

You think Ben Franklin tried tying other stuff to a kite before the key thing worked? … Just sitting there strapping waffles to a kite… what an idiot.

Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number, bank account, and social security number.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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