Yo mama so crazy she walks around in a strait-jacket.
Yo mama is so crazy not even Google could translate her.
Yo mama so crazy she disses her kids with Yo mama Jokes.
Yo mama so crazy she tried to screw the ATM to get money.
Yo mama so crazy doctors readjust her meds on a daily basis.
Yo mama so crazy she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama so crazy I saw her on a wanted poster at the post office.
Yo mama so paranoid she checks your girlfriends for breast cancer.
Yo mama so crazy she put paper on the TV and called it paper view.
Yo mama so crazy she allowed the priest to give you a prostate exam.
Yo mama so paranoid she knows more about your girlfriend than you do.
Yo mama so paranoid she did a background check on all of your friends.
Yo mama so paranoid she double checks your doctor on WebMD during the appointment.
Yo mama so paranoid, when playing Monopoly, before pA$$ing go, she stops and looks both ways.
Yo mama so crazy I asked her if she liked Star Wars and she told me she has a vibrating light saber under her bed!
Yo mama so crazy when she wanted to fight, she said “It’s me, myself, & I against you. It’s three of us & one of you”.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.