Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!”
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
We should get some coffee… Because I’m liking you a latte.
Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectrile disfunction.
You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
You look familiar. Did we have clA$$ together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.
Whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
When we first met I couldn’t get you out of my mind,now I can’t get you out of my heart.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.