[Top 40] CPR Pick Up Lines

[Top 40] CPR Pick Up Lines 1

Your bus or mine?
You have acute angina.
You’ve got beautiful veins
Wanna join the code 3 club?
Wanna play ‘Doctor’, Doctor?
Baby, you make me vasodilate!
We are prepared for any rhythm
We always come when we are called
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
Sit back and relax…I fix broken hearts.
Wanna see if we can drown out the siren?
Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
Wanna feel safe tonight? Sleep with an EMT.
They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You give me premature ventricular contractions.
Baby you’re so sweet you’re gonna put me in DKA!
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!”
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
We should get some coffee… Because I’m liking you a latte.
Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectrile disfunction.
You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…
Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.
Stand back, I’m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I’ll loosen her clothes.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
You look familiar. Did we have clA$$ together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.
Whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
When we first met I couldn’t get you out of my mind,now I can’t get you out of my heart.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?