Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
What do you call an arab next to a cow? Milk Sheikh!
What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A shadow
What did the farmer say to the cow? Produce some milk
How does lady gaga like her steak? Raw raw raw raw raw.
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation? A moo-tel!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is the definition of “moon”? The past tense of “moo”!
What did the calf say to the silo? “Is my fodder in there?”
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
What do you get when you walk under a cow? A pat on the head.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
How does a cow get to the mooooon? It flies through udder space!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and Quackers!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle? It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
What are a cows favorite subjects in school? Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus
What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow? Peanut butter.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder-Catastrophe
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow’s food? He wanted to raised stewed beef!
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it didnt want Lady Gaga to make a meat dress out of him.
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
What did Gladdis the cow say to Brenda the cow when her boyfriend the Bull cheated on her? How Dairy!
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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