[Top 100] Clingy Cringe Pick Up Lines

by Annie Rosy

Keep calm and take your pants off.
Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
I’m hot, can I take your pants off.
Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
[Top 100] Clingy Cringe Pick Up Lines
[Top 100] Clingy Cringe Pick Up Lines
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
If your feeling down, can I feel you up?
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river
“You see that door over there? Let’s go out.”
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
You don’t need a bodyguard, you need a ‘b00tyguard’
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Aside from being S#xy, what do you do for a living?
We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
Are you Stacey’s mom? Cause, you’ve got it going on.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
Are you a campfire? Cause you’re hot and I want s’more
I must be allergic to nuts, but there’s no way you are.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
You can call me Enterprise…cuz I’m here to pick you up.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
You baby gimme your number before I don’t want it no more
I’m not staring at your BØØBs, I’m staring at your heart.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Gurl, I’d fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
Mami you on fire…Le’me be the wind and make you even hotter.
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you a angel? cause I’m allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you! (make her look)
I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pA$$ by again?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops
Roses are Red, Violets are Plants, what are you wearing, under your pants.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice A$$!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
“Smile if you want to sleep with me.” (And watch them try to hold back their laugh.)
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they’d be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls
I heard there is a yard sale back at your house, so lets get you out of those old clothes.
First, I’d like to kiss you pA$$ionately on the lips, then, I’ll move up to your belly button.
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What do you do for a living? I’m a proctologist; the sign on my office door says park in rear.’
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a Fu©k… (wait for a second for her reaction)…ing drink?
Use index finger to call someone over then say, “I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.”
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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