[Top 30] Pick Up Lines to Use on Chinese People!

by Annie Rosy

Wing Wing Wing Herro?

Hey, is your name Wei Ting?

I love your almond-shaped eyes.

Want some rice with that chicken?

Hey girl, wanna see my chow mein?

You like the white boys, don’t you?

I heard Chinese girls are great in bed.

[Top 30] Pick Up Lines to Use on Chinese People!

I won gold in ping pong at the Olympics.

You can travel down my silk road anytime.

I’ve always wanted to date a Chinese girl.

If you will be my Yin, can I be your Yang?

I love fried rice. Can you make some for me?

Yeah, (sniff) I cried during “Joy Luck Club.”

I may look like a nerd but it’s only a disguise.

Are you Chinese? Because you just stole my heart.

I will make you soften as fast as instant noodles.

Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it’s a year long.

What do you think about Western guys speaking Chinese?

My eyes may seem small but I’ve got a HUGE personality!

I’m studying Chinese and I need to practice. How do you like it?

Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!

You know what? It’s strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!

Good thing the one child policy is being revoked, because I want at least 9 with you.

Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that girl from Street Fighter 2.

Uhhhh, no, I didn’t play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.

What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y’see, I’m finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.

Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that’ll leave youbreathless?

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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