You’re hotter than donut grease.
You’re as hot as a desert summer.
You’re so hot the sun is jealous.
You are so hot. The sun is jealous.
Your so hot you make my teeth sweat
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Are you a tamale? Because you’re hot.
You’re so hot; you make the sun envious.
Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT.
Is your name Summer because you are hot!
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.
You are so hot you make the windows fog.
Your so hot when i look at you i get a tan
You’re so hot, you’re making my beer warm.
You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
The only thing hotter than today is your body.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you.
Is it hot in here, or are your BØØBs just huge.
Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!
We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.
You’re so hot, even my pants are falling for you!
Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot.
You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Hey is it hot because I think im melting all over you !
Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s’more.
You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
I’d offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smoking hot.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
You just caused a heat wave, because that’s how hot you are.
If you weren’t here I’d be the hottest person in this place.
Is your father Little Caesar? Because you look Hot ‘n Ready.
What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both Hot!
I hope there’s a fireman around, because you’re smoking hot.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
Your so hot the sun has to wear sunglA$$es just to look at you.
How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave ’em wet!
You should go in the water, because you’re so hot you’re on fire!
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool because you’re hot!
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
So…did you just dump your boyfriend because you were to hot for him?
I need a place to stay, because you’re so hot you burnt my house down.
You’re so hot you could make a deceased man’s D!¢K rise from the dead!
You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!
Didn’t I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you’re hot like salsa
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
They say apples don’t fall far from the tree so you’re mom must be hot too.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
If you were a year you’d be the last one, because you’re the hottest on record
I’m going to need a tall glA$$ of cold water, because baby your making me HOT!
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming
If I had a dollar for every chick I’d seen as hot as you… I’d have one dollar!!
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that S#xy.
I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows… You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
If a girl’s name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name spell heat.
If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot.
Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is …a date with me!