“F*ck, kill, marry”
Hand Central Station
That was sarcasm, Ron.
Are you free on Thursday?
FREESTYLE. Make it personal.
“This is my opening line: ———“
Sam nailed it. See Pete? Sam knows.
Gotta be quicker on the uptake Pete
Here’s hoping she really sent him one
Do you want to grab a drink this week?
Honestly, we should all be using this one.
“What came first, the chicken or the egg?”
Would be curious to see how this one ended…
This girl is just trying to have nice things
Nice shirt—is it made of boyfriend material?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-C^mber.
Probably not what you should have gone with, buddy….
Yes, keep being needy, that’s always a panty dropper
Yes, girls can be bad at Bumble too. Do more, Carly.
Would you rather: road-trip the U.S. or fly to Europe?
Perfect week night: baseball game or dinner and drink?
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Aw, here’s a nice one that looks like it worked out. It does happen, folks.
Using Hitler as your DUFF is an interesting, but ultimately unsuccessful strategy.
“Time for a new opener” -dating blogger Finding Mr. Height when she realized how horribly wrong this line can go