Hold my hand. I will follow you everywhere you go.
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I can’t believe youve never met a Deaf person before.
Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can’t read them.
You have a really pretty voice. Can I touch your face?
Can you read lips? (You mean the one on your face or…?)
I can’t see my peπ!s. Can you tell me what it looks like?
Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
You can’t hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.
I may be blind, but I can still “see” a future with you…
I can’t see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.
You’re showing me a red light, baby, but all I see is green!
I know you can not talk, but your body language says it all.
They say that like master like dog. My dog is loyal like me.
That’s odd. Your acne spells let’s knock boots” in braille.”
Your lips must be a magnet because my lips are attracted to it!
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to mA$$age each other.
If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
Hey baby, want to come over for some descriptive audio and chill?
Is that a white cane in your pocket or you are very happy to see me?
If I tell you you have a pretty fingers, would you hold it again me?
You made me feel like a blind man seeing the sun for the first time.
They tell me if I could see your face, I’d instantly fall in love…
I read lips all the time, and you have the prettiest lip I ever seem.
Love is blind, hard to find, difficult to get, and impossible to forget.
I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you’ve got some fine humps.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?
You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my peπ!s.
I’ll make your eyes roll back in ecstasy. Never say the deaf can’t lead the blind.
Do you believe in love at first hear? Because ive never dated a blind chick before.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an insS#xution for the blind.
We are communicating through my notepad now, but we won’t be needing it in the bedroom.
They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let’s make love.
Hey baby, you don’t need words for love. Let’s turn off the light and feel our way around.
Have you ever been with a deaf guy before? That’s two reasons you’ll be screaming my name.
You know, I was going to come here as a mime tonight until I saw you and just had to say hi.
I think I am blind to all of life’s problems because you have opened my eyes to all of life’s beauty.
Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a S#xy young thing to help me regain my orientation!
I will love you til a mute man tells his deaf friend about a blind man that saw a guy with no legs walking on water.
They say when you lose your sight your other senses are sharpened. I can already sense that your name is Jennifer. Oh,
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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