[Top 70] Yo Mama So Black Dark Jokes

by Maria Line

Yo mama so black her blood type is burnt
Yo mama so black her shadow was laid-off.
Yo mama’s so dark that she bleeds molA$$es.
Yo mama is so dark that she bleeds molA$$es.
Yo mama’s so black, she goes to funerals naked
Yo mama so black she got a PHD in Hide-N-Seek.
Yo mama’s so dark that her nickname is midnight.
[Top 70] Yo Mama So Black Dark Jokes
[Top 70] Yo Mama So Black Dark Jokes
Yo mama’s so dark that she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight.
Yo mama’s so black that she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama’s so dark that she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo mama so black, Batman uses her as a backup cape.
Yo mama so black she blends in with the chalkboard
Yo mama’s so dark that her A$$ looks like two tires.
Yo mama is so dark that she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo mama is so dark that her A$$ looks like two tires.
Yo mama so black the dark side of the moon got jealous
Yo mama’s so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama’s so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo mama is so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama’s so black that she got her tattoo done in chalk.
Yo momma so dark they die bowling balls in her bath water.
Yo mama’s so dark that she could show up naked to a funeral.
Yo mama so black she went outside and the streetlights came on.
Yo mama so black, when god made her he said “Damn I burnt one”.
Yo mama so black that your family pictures look like ultrasounds
Yo momma so black when she got out the car the oil light came on
Yo mama so black you can’t see when $h!t comes out of her crack.
Yo mama so black, she makes Darth Vader look like he needs a tan!
Yo mama’s so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime
Yo mama’s so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo momma so dark when she got outta the car, the Oil light went on!
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama’s so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.
Yo mama’s A$$ so black that your dad doesn’t need to buy shoe polish
Yo mama’s so dark that when she goes outside, the streetlights turn on.
Yo mama is so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.
Yo momma so black if she cut herself who wouldn’t bleed she would smoke!
Yo mama’s so black that she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama’s so when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.
Yo mama’s so black she sat in a hot tub and the water turned into coffee
Yo mama is so dark that when she goes outside, the streetlights turn on.
Yo mama so black when she turned to the dark side, the Sith became Jedis
Yo mama’s so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mama’s so black Wesley Snipes and Don Cheadle fight to call her momma.
Yo mama so black, I clicked on her profile pic and thought my phone died.
Yo mam is so dark, when she got in my car last night the Oil light came on.
Yo mama is so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.
Yo mamma’s so fat & black, when she went to high-school everyone turned racis!
yo mama is so black, when she drinks milk you can see it going down her throat
Yo mama’s so black she looks like a satellite picture of North Korea at night.
Yo mama so black her refrigerator only has KFC, malt liquor, and Kool-Aid in it.
Yo mama so black, when you go shopping with her on Fridays, you’ll always get 75% off
Yo mama’s so black, when you wrap her in plastic she looks like a packet of soy sauce.
Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.
Yo mama’s so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama’s so black, she always wins at laser tag because the other lasers cant find her.
Yo mama’s so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama so black, when she was trying to move her TV at night they said “We have a Ghost!”
Yo mama’s so dark that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama is so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
Yo mama’s so dark that when she smiles at night she looks like a pack of floating Chicklets.
Yo mama’s so black that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.
Yo mama is so dark that when she smiles at night she looks like a pack of floating Chicklets.
Yo momma so dark when people refer to Darkness comming in the future they refer to her next visit.
Yo Momma so black that she went to a funeral naked and every one thought she was properly dressed.
Yo mama’s so dark that when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.
Yo mama’s so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars… except when she smiles.
Yo mama is so dark that when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.
Yo mama is so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars… except when she smiles.
Yo momma so fat and black, that when she went for a swim in the ocean, they thought there was another oil spil!
Yo mama’s so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Yo mama is so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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