I wish I was 50 cent so I could take you to the candy shop!
I’m digging you like a shovel ma!
I’m like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great
I’m Lil Wayne B!t¢h
I’m lookin’ for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way.
I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all youp in that b00ty….
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hairstore but it was real expensive!!!…so can I have your number?
Is your name Maya? Because I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.
Lemme borrow that number girl
Shake that b00ty!
So, what’s your favorite thing about black c0©k?
I like my woman like how I like my watermelon – sweet and juicy.
I love your tight braids that is just right.
I want to crack you open like that watermelon.
That A$$ so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity?
That weave is out of this world.
The only nigguh flya than you .. is yo reflection
Want to come over for some Malt Liquor and Kool-Aid?
What is your favorite comedy? Oh mine is Roots.
Who yo hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work
Why pay $5 when you can’t get this footling for free
Would you be my sweet tea?
Would you like to taste my chocoalte cake?
You a good girl, you jus need a thug in ya life to treat you rite!
You are kicking like that crab legs.
You are so hot, you put shame to Lousiana Hot Sauce.
You are the waffles to my fried chickens.
You have the child-birthing hips that I have been looking for.
You hungry? Ha I am..bust that p*ssy open for me
You must be hot-sauce, because you are just burning me up.
You shouldn’t drink that sweet tea, you are sweet enough already.
You smell so good like a freshed powdered baby.
Your hair is flawless.
Are you Dr. Martin Luther King Jr? Because I have a dream that you will be go home with me tonight.
Are you from Africa? (Why?) Because African (I fricken) love you!
Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya suck this D!¢K.
Are you Halle Berry? (girl:no!) Well then you have to be some kinda of movie star!
Are you Kool Aid. Because I just want to drink you all up.
BOOM BOOM BOOM Hot $h!t!
Can you put some hot sauce on my chicken? I need some spice in my life.
Damn you got a big A S S !!
Did you just step out of Jet magazine? Because your the beauty of the week.
Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat A$$
Do you need help with your african studies cause we can go to your house and make freedom ring.
Do you sing in the gospel choir? Because you have voice of an angel.
Girl you are like soul food. Because you make me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Girl you are the cream, I am the chocolate let’s make a sundae.
Girl you’re sweet as candy, can I taste you “Now And Later”?
Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup….THICK.
Hey baby, I’d love to f**k the $h!t out of your fake weave
Hey girl you lookin like a tall glA$$ of water and I’m tellin ya I’m thirsty
Hey girl. Wanna dance? I promise to leave room for the holy spirit.
Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?
Hey, are your parents beavers, because DAMMMMMMM.
Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you’re a well-rounded person
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some strawberry lemonade on a hot Summer’s day.
I can do you before one can finish a Malt Liquor.
I claim you in the name of JESUS!
I dont care that you yoused to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!
I got some suga for ya
I like big butts and I can not lie.
“Hey baby let me fondle your watermelons and then you can suck on my KFC.”
You might have to put on blackface and stuff a cuC^mber down your pants
“Hey baby, how’d you like to be only a small portion as satisfied with S#x from .. uh.. Yeah, I kinda lost track of that one. But it sounded good in my head.
Hi my name is Fred. ….wanna make an oreo cookie double dip
“how do you feel about me in my robe and wizard hat?”
You got any (your nationality) in you… you want some (A White guy to a black girl)
Did you just step out of Jet magazine because your the beauty of the week (A White guy to a black girl)
Are you from Africa? (Why?) Cause African (I fricken) love you! (A White guy to a black girl)
Are you from Africa? (Why?) Because I like Djibouti! (Jewish guy to non-jewish girl)
My people invented cirC^mcision….Your Welcome (To any Jewish girl)
Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot! (To any Jewish girl)
Are you Jewish? Cause I wanna bang Jew. (To a Hispanic girl)
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Guadalupe? (To hispanic girls)
Are you from Cuba? because Havana Fu©k you (To Asian girl)
Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties) (To Asian girl)
Hey girl, are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body. (If Black)
Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this D!¢K? (To Asian girl)
Are you from China? (Why?) Because I’m China get on you (To Asian girl)
“Are you from the Philippines, cause I can feel-yuuh-peens” (To Asian girl)
“Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok” (To Asian girl)
Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my peπ!s. (To Asian girl)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon (A White guy to a black girl)
Have you ever considered having an interracial relationship? I may be white from the waist up, but I’m black from the waist down. (A black guy to a white girl)
I wish I was 50 cent so I could take you to the candy shop! (A black guy to a white girl)
Girl you are the cream, I am the chocolate let’s make a sundae (A black guy to a white girl)
I’m like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great (A black guy to a white girl)
“So, what’s your favorite thing about black c0©k?” (A black guy to a girl)
I wanna know Kenya suck this D!¢K (A black guy/girl to a white guy/girl)
do you need help with your african studies cause we can go to your house and make freedom ring. I love your accent, I could listen to it all day (Any guy to Islamic girl)
“Are you from Iraq? Cos I’d love to see you Baghdad A$$ up “I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?” (To a hispanic girl)
Is your name Sabado? Cause that A$$ is Gigante
I’m not asian but I’ll still eat your cat (Asian guy to white girl)
When Allah made yoiu he was just showing off. (An Islamic guy to anyone not Arabic)
Are you from Denmark? Because Imma going to screw you denmark my sauce on your face (If European)
Girl are you from Greece, cause I know yo pu$$y be greccy (If European)
Are you Russian, cause imma gonna be Russian this D up your A$$ (If European)
Are you from Egypt? Because when I’m done with you, you’ll be in de Nile (If Muslim)
Are you from the Middle East, cause this D!¢K Isreal (If Muslim)
Are you Mormon, cause Judah prettiest girl here!(To a mormon girl)
Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage. (If Italian)
Go up to a black person and ask them what their favorite comedy was..after they answer say “Oh mine is Roots”! (White person to Black Person)
Are you Halle Berry?(girl:no!) well then you have to besome kinda of movie star(To a black girl)
B!t¢h, you into bondage?
” Don’t worry, I’m not racist. My sheets are even made out of cotton!”
“i’m not racist, so when i punch you in the face i give you an AFRICAN-AMERICAN eye, not a black eye.”
F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for n!gr
“i’m not racist, because when i’m dancing in the club, my shirt glows because of the African-American lights, not the black ones”
“i’m not racist, because when i’m trying to force you to do something against your will by pressuring the release of embarrA$$ing information, i’m African-American-mailing you.”
“Hi my name is Gerald, and I was born in Zimbabwe. Now I live here in America. I’m more African-American than you.”