Haven’t I downloaded naked pictures of you before?
When it comes to writing Bill Gates jokes, I EXCEL.
My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?
Just close your eyes and pretend you’re using a mouse.
You must be a WiFi hotspot, because I feel a connection
Just close your eyes and pretend you’re using a mouse.”
I’d like to install a program in you. It’s called baby.exe.
Hey baby. I’m running a new OS, it’s called Windows Xpeπ!s.
I’ve got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.
Hey babe, I bet my joystick is compatible with your game port.
Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my S#x drive.
Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.
I beat Michael Jackson for the S#xle of world’s richest virgin.
I beat Michael Jackson for the S#xle of World’s Richest Virgin.
Care to run your fingers through my ridiculous five dollar haircut?
Ya know, you must have really great bandwidth. What are you doing later?
I’m not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight!
You haven’t lived until you’ve watched ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ on laser disk.
You haven’t lived until you’ve watched ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ on laser disc.
Do you come here often? I don’t, because I’m busy making billions of dollars.
Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.
While you wasted time reading these jokes, Bill Gates has already made another million dollars.
I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don’t have Windows.
Hi, My Name is Bill Gates and today I’m going to teach you how to count to ten. 1, 2, 3.1, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.
How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb? Eight. One to work the bulb and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.