Yo mama so big she looked on her own child and it looked like an ant.
Yo mama so big she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama so big she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama so big that it takes 3 satellites to track her.
Yo mama so big that when she stands up, half the city blacks out!
Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.
Yo mama so big they had to change “One Size Fits All” to “One Size Fits Most.”
Yo mama so big when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama’s so big she gets her toe nails painted at Macco
Yo mama’s so big that doctors use scuba divers as nanobots to clean her arteries.
Yo mama’s so big, her belly button has an echo.
Yo mama’s so big, she has to buy clothes by the acre.
Yo mama’s so big, she reached in her pocket and handed me a CD, a Compact Dishwasher.
Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
Yo mama’s so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama’s so big, she whistles bA$$.
Yo mama’s so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama’s so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama’s so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama’s so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama’s so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mamma’s so big, she is discovered as the source of the Great Attractor.
Yo momma’s so big, that when she stops walking, she has to put her hazard lights on
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.