You’re a photo quanta to my valence electron – you excite me to another level.
I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.
Are you less than 90 degrees, because you’re acute girl.
Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.
Whenever I’m near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.
You give me epsilon, I’ll give you Delta. Together we can find limits.
There is no cache, let’s just go straight to the hard drive.
You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.
Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it’s not small or floppy.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.
Come back to my lab and I’ll show you that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
It’s not the length of the vector that counts, it’s how you apply the force.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!
On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you’re an 1011.
Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above clA$$.
If I could make any compound, I’d make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together.
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me – rough or smooth?
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Your bosons – they give me a hadron.
Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
You turn my software into hardware.
Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and S#xanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
I’m sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.
I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I’d be really hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.