[Top ] Zombie Pick Up Lines To Feast On Your Brains!

by Annie Rosy

I Z U

Nice ribs!

Who’s your zombie?

Have some brains!

I wanna eat you out

Hi, I’m a zombie. Mind if I take a bite out of you?

What’s a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?

[Top ] Zombie Pick Up Lines To Feast On Your Brains!

Hey. You look kinda cute with those twisted legs, torn off jaw and eye dangling on your cheek

You’d make a great mummy

With the body parts you do have, would you hold it against me?

Is that maggots in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

It’s the apoca-lips. So kiss me!

Hey, I’d necrophile yo A$$

I’m a morS#xion and work with corpses all day, but you’re the right kind of dead for me

Did you apply that makeup yourself or are you an extra on The Walking Dead

Hey girl, I’d love to eat your brains out

Hey, wanna Rigor my Mortis?

You remind me of my ex, so I’m gonna rip your heart out

I love you for your mind

Damn, I´m now gonna have to rewrite my Zombie Plan to include you

It’s my lucky day cause (I’m a zombie and) you’re drop-dead gorgeous

Are you a zombie? [no] Want some?

Are you tired? Cause you’ve been dragging your feet around my mind all day

Hey, I’m hungry. May I invite you to dinner? [!] We can go eat that guy/girl over there

Would you like to go back to my place? Grab a shovel!

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it?

You’ve stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back?

If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number.

As a matter of fact, I *am* Edward James Olmos.

I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy.

It’s a good thing I’m a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know.

If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away!

Well, okay. It’s rigor mortis. But I’m still happy to see you!

I’d give my right arm for a date with you. Here you go!

Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been shambling and lurching through my mind all day.

I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing.

I love you for your braaaaaaaaains!

Brain is a major turn on. Your brain is.

Can I pick your brain?

Can I put this guys arm around you?

Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they’re on you.

Care for a Bloody Mary? She’s over there, I think there’s still some left.

Come over tonight so I can eat you out.

Damn, if being tasty was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

Dead or alive you are coming with me!

Did you fall from heaven? ‘Cause you’re looking delicious.

Do you believe in love at first bite or should I bite you again?

Do you like biting? Because I do.

Excuse me, miss, while I pick up my jaw.

Girl, I can’t get enough of you.

Here miss, let me give you a hand.

Hey baby, I only have one eye and it’s for you.

Hey baby, I want you to sit on my face and let me eat my way out.

Hey baby, i’m gonna eat you out. Literally.

Hey baby… you got any diseases? Want one?

Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?

Hey, girl I like your face. It looks good enough to eat.

Hey, I’d love to have you for dinner sometime.

Hi, I’m a zombie sweetheart, can I eat you out?

I admire that you wear your heart on your sleeve.

I bet you’re a screamer and a moaner.

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive the Zombie Holocaust with.

I don’t have a heart, but if my heart was still beating, it would be for you.

I know how to make you scream.

I like being on top of things and you’re one of them.

I like intelligent girls like you, they always taste better.

I love a good piece of rare meat and you are looking pretty succulent.

I may be a zombie, but if my heart was still beating it would beat for you.

I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.

I was dead inside until I met you.

I was dying to meet you.

I would absolutley love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I’d come back for you.

I’d give an arm and a leg just to spend one night with you.

I’d really want to date you but I’m dead and you’re not. So, lets make out.

I’m gonna be your zombie boyfriend.

I’ve always rated brains over beaut.

If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me and let me eat it?

If I was a zombie, I’d eat you first.

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

If I were a zombie baby, I’d eat you first.

If we were in a zombie apocalypse, i’d save you.

If you were a walker falling down stairs, I’d be there to catch you.

Is that a bone in your pocket or do you have a boner?

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your insides? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your spine sticking out of your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

It’s a good thing I’m a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

Its a good thing I’m a Zombie, because you’re drop dead gorgeous.

I’m gonna be your zombie boyfriend.

I’ve always rated brains over beaut.

If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me and let me eat it?

If I was a zombie, I’d eat you first.

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

If I were a zombie baby, I’d eat you first.

If we were in a zombie apocalypse, i’d save you.

If you were a walker falling down stairs, I’d be there to catch you.

Is that a bone in your pocket or do you have a boner?

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your insides? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your spine sticking out of your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

It’s a good thing I’m a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous!

Its a good thing I’m a Zombie, because you’re drop dead gorgeous.

About Annie Rosy

Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.

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