[Top 50] Yoga Pick Up Lines to Impress Your Guy or Girl Instantly!

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I can think of an activity that’ll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga clA$$…
You could bounce a quarter off that asana!
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Wow, you’re flexible… I’d love to see what you can do outside of clA$$!
[Top 50] Yoga Pick Up Lines To Impress Your Guy Or Girl Instantly! 3
[Top 50] Yoga Pick Up Lines To Impress Your Guy Or Girl Instantly! 3
[Top 50] Yoga Pick Up Lines to Impress Your Guy or Girl Instantly!
[Top 50] Yoga Pick Up Lines to Impress Your Guy or Girl Instantly!
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
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[Top 50] Yoga Pick Up Lines To Impress Your Guy Or Girl Instantly! 2
I’d let you Chataranga over me any day!
That’s a nice pair of yoga pants… can I talk you out of them?
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
There’s nothing humble about my warrior.
I hope you’re into yoga, cause you’re gonna get a good stretch tonight!
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[Top 50] Yoga Pick Up Lines To Impress Your Guy Or Girl Instantly! 4
My Cobra pose isn’t the only thing that’s rising upward.
You’ve got great posture. I’d love to see you flow sometime.
Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me!
Your Sun Salutation would get me to rise every morning.
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[Top 50] Yoga Pick Up Lines To Impress Your Guy Or Girl Instantly! 5
I do yoga so I look better naked. Care to see my progress?
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
If you think my camel is impressive, wait until you see my snake?
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?

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