Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor!
Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized…
I’m like a Rubik’s Cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
“WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?” (angrily)
I’m a Wikipedia reader and contributor.
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice S#xs
Wanna have S#x?
So what do ya say? Wanna love me? Or Raymond, like everybody else?
Damn, you look good in beer goggles…
Hi, I’m part Native American, would you like to ride my totem pole?
…you’ll do.
Come on babe its time for you to suck the days D!¢K.
Sorry, I thought this was the men’s room. Still, while we’re alone in here…
Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.
Wow, you look like Xena the Warrior Princess! Wanna date?
I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?
Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?
Gee, this is one warm mA$$age table. Oh, wait, it’s you.
You need something to shut that big mouth of yours.
I bet you 100 quid you can’t turn me hetero.
It’s called “The Forbidden Kingdom” for a reason.
So, how do you like 4th grade?”(this is also the ultimate question for The Answer to The Great Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.)
Are you a slave girl? Because you look like you should be.
This is where you start running.
Is it true you’re a lesbian?
If you were a woman, I’d so have S#x with you.
So, do have any Bulgarian in you? Would you like some/some more?
If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I’d still be poor.
May I play motorboat?
I am the force. Close your eyes and feel me flow through you.
I’m going to have S#x with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it.
Damn you’re ugly! Did you hit every branch on the ugly tree when you fell off and then climb back up for seconds?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you in between F and CK.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, except down under…
I’m sine squared theta; you’re cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was on you, I’d be coming too.
How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.
My friend use to hand out phone cards that said Smile if you’re h0rn¥.
Hey good lookin’, wanna smell my finger?
You’re hot, I’m ugly. Lets make average babies.
My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.
Hey there, baby! I see you like sudoku… Well, you know, it’s a long story, but I’ve got a sudoku puzzle tattooed on my abs… In braille! Wanna solve it?
“Steve Johnson thinks that you’re really hot and that you should sleep with him.” ~ Oscar Wilde on that hot chick at the bar
I promise I won’t videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet more than once.
Would you find it quite spiffing if I inserted my genitalia into your genitalia?
Just keep it up, baby. Yeah, you’re getting there.
You must have fallen from Heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
(Thick Arab accent) “Hello… My son likes you!
You know, pants are a vestigial organ. Yours look infected.
Hey baby, I’ve got AIDS.
Breathe if you’re h0rn¥. Alright! score!
You look just like a swan. You have skinny legs but a fat A$$.
Are you from the Netherlands? Because you are one big d*k!
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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