Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat when I saw you.
Hey, S#xy, My bites will only infect you with love.
I’d run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.
I would follow you anywhere. I’m starving.
Your legs are smokin’. BBQ, anyone?
Girl, you must be a zombie cause I have to double tap that.
Good thing I’m a zombie because you’re drop dead gorgeous.
“I’ll have S#x with you. It’s not like our options are vast.” – Maggie
You know that Zombie that got shot in the head last week on The Walking Dead? That was me.
Did you go to college? I like a girl with brains.
Hey, Honey, we got a lot in common, I’m 1/2 dead & you’re ALL DEAD, we make a perfect couple.
If we were characters from the walking dead, I would be Glenn, and you can be my Maggie.
If I were a zombie, I would love to eat you.
Are your legs tired? Cause you’ve been running away from me all day.
For me, you’re the perfect combination of body and brains.
You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.
“I’m a Ricktator in the sack.”
“Yeah, that’s a pretty neat axe I guess. But you got to check out this shotgun I also carry.”
Girl, I’m going to act like you’re a zombie and pound your brains out.
“Hi, I’m a Zombie. Can I eat parts of you? You choose which part.”
If I told you your eyes were beautiful, would you let me eat them?
If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away.
Hey, S#xy. Come here with that brain of yours.
All that blood running down your chin is SO S#xy…
“I’m a walker, all right. A long, romantic walker!”
I’m not a zombie, but I’d eat you.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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