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Top 30 Walking Dead Pick Up Lines for Show Fans

by Annie Rosy

Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat when I saw you.

Hey, S#xy, My bites will only infect you with love.

I’d run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.

I would follow you anywhere. I’m starving.

Your legs are smokin’. BBQ, anyone?

Girl, you must be a zombie cause I have to double tap that.

Good thing I’m a zombie because you’re drop dead gorgeous.

[Top 30] Walking Dead Pick Up Lines For Show Fans

“I’ll have S#x with you. It’s not like our options are vast.” – Maggie

You know that Zombie that got shot in the head last week on The Walking Dead? That was me.

Did you go to college? I like a girl with brains.

Hey, Honey, we got a lot in common, I’m 1/2 dead & you’re ALL DEAD, we make a perfect couple.

If we were characters from the walking dead, I would be Glenn, and you can be my Maggie.

If I were a zombie, I would love to eat you.

Are your legs tired? Cause you’ve been running away from me all day.

For me, you’re the perfect combination of body and brains.

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

“I’m a Ricktator in the sack.”

“Yeah, that’s a pretty neat axe I guess. But you got to check out this shotgun I also carry.”

Girl, I’m going to act like you’re a zombie and pound your brains out.

“Hi, I’m a Zombie. Can I eat parts of you? You choose which part.”

If I told you your eyes were beautiful, would you let me eat them?

If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away.

Hey, S#xy. Come here with that brain of yours.

All that blood running down your chin is SO S#xy…

“I’m a walker, all right. A long, romantic walker!”

I’m not a zombie, but I’d eat you.

About Annie Rosy

Annie Rosy is a humor writer and social content creator with a long-running focus on the kind of wit that makes people smile in everyday situations. She has spent years curating and writing pick-up lines, one-liners, jokes, and riddles — developing an instinct for what lands across different audiences and contexts. At the site, she covers funny pick-up lines, clever one-liners, brain teasers, and humor content for anyone looking to break the ice or just get a laugh.