Perhaps, but it’s not the only game involving stats for various weapons.
“The ladies call me hadouken, because I’m down right fierce”
“Excuse me, there’s something wrong with my friends list… Your username isn’t on it.”
“I’m Commander Shepard, and you’re my favourite person on the Citadel.”
“A mushroom isn’t the only thing making me big right now.”
“I’ve got balls of steeeeeeeel”
“Girl, that A$$ Effect you got going on is sure making a MA$$ Effect on me.”
“Hey girl, wanna slide down the flagpole and beat the level?”
“It’s dangerous to go alone, take this…”unzips.
Wanna see my Warthog?
“Looks kinda like a puma…”
I’m grilsrgood, and you’re my favorite girl in this bar.
Hey babe, how about you GET OVER HERE so I can FINISH YOU! Hopefully you won’t end up with a BABALITY.
“Care to come over for a little Co-Op?”
Hmm, looks like Valkyrie needs food badly… How about I buy you dinner before the next level?
“I want you to be my princess””But you’re married!”
“You could be the princess in the other castle?”
Let me show you my hidden blade.
Got a quarter?
Call me the arbiter cuz im gonna penetrate you with my energy sword
“that guy is lame, he’s a Ninja… you won’t even see him C^mming. Take me instead”
Girl let me Link you up
No, no, it was about the stupidity of asking someone to stomp on your mushroom.
“Hey baby…Want to respawn with me?”
Call me Lara Croft because I’m about to go Tomb Raiding.
You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.
What’s a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?
I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
You are hotter than Din’s fire.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that A$$ is refreshing
Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I’ll do you till you got 3 red rings.
You’re not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time.
I need experience points. Will you help?
If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?
Are you Alienware? Because you are out of this world.
Is your name Joy? Cause I want you to jump on my stick!
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
I better put on my Goron tunic, because you’re too damn hot.
Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky
I’m like an Xbox… I can go 360 all night long!
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
Are you related to glA$$ joe? because you’re like easy knockout!
Nice pants, baby. What’s the drop rate?
Full character customization could never capture your beauty
Don’t worry babe, I’m a gamer, so you can trust me to be good with my fingers.
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
Are you a video game cause I think you’re my Destiny!
Hey baby, you wanna see my hidden blade? ~ A$$A$$in’s Creed
Like Ezio, I’m great from behind and above ~ A$$A$$in’s Creed
Flash Man must be nearby because when I saw you time stopped. Astro Boy
Are you Donkey Kong? Because I want to Super Smash. Donkey Kong
I’d jump over a thousand barrels to save you. Donkey Kong
Hay baby, can my patrol enter your Hidden Vally? ~ Fall Out
Hey, you wanna rig my shotgun? ~ Fall Out
wanna mod my Gauss Rifle? ~ Fall Out
Baby, do you need a phoenix down? Because you’re drop dead gorgeous! ~Final Fantasy
Baby, I’m going to have to summon Shiva, because you’re just too hot! ~Final Fantasy
Baby, I’m gonna take you all around the world… in my flying airship. No doubt built by Cid. ~Final Fantasy
Baby, you look beautiful and pure, just like Aeris. ~Final Fantasy
Cloud: My hair’s not the only thing that’s pointy right now! ~Final Fantasy
Get down with me, baby, and I’ll make you have a Limit Break all night long. ~Final Fantasy
Guess what you and Ifirit have in common? ~Final Fantasy
Hey baby, do you prefer turn based or atb? ~Final Fantasy
Hey, I got a bronze bed you can use for a quest. It’s in my mog house, let’s go get it. ~Final Fantasy
I know my way around the cleft of dimension, want me to show you? ~Final Fantasy
I lost my linkshell, can I have yours? ~Final Fantasy
I’ve got a full set of leather equips back at my Mog House ~Final Fantasy
If I were Cloud and you were Tifa, I’d be glad aeris died. ~Final Fantasy
Let’s breed chocobos… the old-fashioned way! ~Final Fantasy
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night. ~Final Fantasy
Wanna go chocobo riding together? ~Final Fantasy
Will you be my~ ~Final Fantasy? ~Final Fantasy
You are my~ ~Final Fantasy. ~Final Fantasy
You must be an aeon, because you answered my call and dropped down from heaven. Plus you smell like Bahamut.~ ~ ~Final Fantasy
You should audition for the next~ ~Final Fantasy! You’re already one for me. ~Final Fantasy
Zidane: You wanna see something my tail can do? ~Final Fantasy
All I have to do is press “X” to pick up a weapon. Does that work for picking you up as well?~ Shooting Game
Are you a care package? Because you must’ve fallen from heaven.~ Shooting Game
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?~ Shooting Game
Are you using hacks? Cause as soon as you joined this lobby I got a hardened perk.~ Shooting Game
Care to come over for my house for a little co-op?~ Shooting Game
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I rejoin this lobby?~ Shooting Game
Do you like my long barrel?~ Shooting Game
Even if you were wearing a ghillie suit, you’d still be the most beautiful girl here.~ Shooting Game
Even though it would mess up my K/D ratio, I’d die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.~ Shooting Game
Getting this tactical nuke was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I hope getting your phone number won’t be as difficult.~ Shooting Game
Girl, you should never pick up a ballistic vest – it would be a shame to cover up your two best attachments.~ Shooting Game
How ’bout we meet at UnderpA$$ and I’ll Tactically insert you.~ Shooting Game
How many COD points does it take to unlock you?~ Shooting Game
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.~ Shooting Game
I use Full Metal Jacket for deeper penetration.~ Shooting Game
I would run around the world for you… without lightweight.~ Shooting Game
I’d catch a grenade for you… it’s ok, I’ve got FlakJacket pro!~ Shooting Game
If you were a map pack, I’d download you.~ Shooting Game
Let me know when you’re close, so I can use my blast shield. It was a mess last time.~ Shooting Game
Sitcky going out! Sorry, you’re just that hot!~ Shooting Game
That’s not an m60 in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.~ Shooting Game
The odds of meeting a girl as amazing as you, are the same as the odds of hitting a no-scope shot from across the map.First Person Shooting Game
Wanna leave this lobby and go into a private match?~ Shooting Game
Watch out girl, my predator missile is coming at you from behind!~ Shooting Game
What clA$$ are you using? Because when I press select, you’re at the top of my list.~ Shooting Game
You gave me hardened pro in just 6 seconds.~ Shooting Game
You just made me shoot a MOAB in my pants.~ Shooting Game
You’re so hot, you warm my cold-blooded heart.~ Shooting Game
How ’bout coming back to my place and helping me work on my next montage – it won’t be a ~ Call of Duty
one this time.~ Shooting Game; ~ Call of Duty
You play ~ Call of Duty? ‘Cause I’m search and destroy that A$$.~ Shooting Game; ~ Call of Duty
Are you a Wii? Because I love your joystick Gaming Equipment
Are you Alienware? Because you are out of this world Gaming Equipment
I want to wear you like a Razer headset Gaming Equipment
I’m like an Xbox; I can go 360 all night long Gaming Equipment
If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me? Gaming Equipment
I think something’s wrong with my auto-aim, because I can’t take my eyes off you.
I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
Are you a vault hunter, because you’ve got a loot chest that I want to open.
Don’t worry babe, I’m a gamer, so you can trust me to be good with my fingers.
I can keep going all night, i have auto-refresh!
I need an extra heart. Can I have yours?
I took an arrow to the knee! From cupid, after seeing you.
I’d raid your dungeon.
I’ll never skip the cutscenes of your conversation
I’ll slam you against the wall like my controller
I’m on a quest for your heart
I’ve got one heart left and it’s beeping for you.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Here, take this! (Hold their hand)
My K/D ratio is flawless, but I’d die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.
Nice skirt you’re wearing, what’s the drop rate?
Sit on my lap and watch me “level up.”
Wanna take a sidequest… to the bedroom?
Will you be my player two?
Would you like to form an alliance?
You have the key to my chest, inside is my heart
You must be lava, you’re so hot and I can’t help falling in you
You’re like a cutscene – beautiful at first but then you never shut up.
Your body is like an open world, I never want to stop exploring
Your daddy must’ve been a level 40 thief with special ninja gloves because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Your heart is like a dungeon; large and full of treasure
Is your heart a Simeon vehicle? Because I want to steal it and have people chase me for it~ Grand Theft Auto
Looking at you makes me feel like Gordon Freeman…speechless. Half-Life
(eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go? ~Halo
Are we playing A$$ault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb. ~Halo
Are you a planet? Because I can see your Halo ~Halo
Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor. ~Halo
Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants. ~Halo
I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you. ~Halo
I think something’s wrong with my auto-aim, because I can’t take my eyes off you. ~Halo
I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well? ~Halo
I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you. ~Halo
I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear? ~Halo
I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode. ~Halo
What do you say I take my flag to your base and score? ~Halo
When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”… I would have to agree. ~Halo
You wanna ride on my ‘hog? ~Halo
Are you my somebody? ‘Cause I’d like to become one with you. ~Kingdom Hearts
Baby, did you just cast aeroga? Because you swept me off my feet. ~Kingdom Hearts
Baby, did you just cast blizzaga? Because time froze when I met you! ~Kingdom Hearts
Baby, did you just cast firaga? Because you set my heart aflame! ~Kingdom Hearts
Baby, did you just cast graviga? Because you are out of this world! ~Kingdom Hearts
Baby, did you just cast thundaga? Because you are electrifying! ~Kingdom Hearts
Baby, not even Namine could erase my memories of you. ~Kingdom Hearts
Did you just cast stopga? Because my heart just skipped a beat when I saw you. ~Kingdom Hearts
Girl, I’d share a paopu with you any day. ~Kingdom Hearts
Girl, is your name Roxas? Because you’re rocking that A$$.~Kingdom Hearts
I can unlock your Wonderland. ~Kingdom Hearts
I have never found true love, until you opened the Kingdom to my Heart. ~Kingdom Hearts
I think you might be a heartless because you just stole my heart.~Kingdom Hearts
I’ll make sure the Road to Dawn is a loud one. ~Kingdom Hearts
I’ll put my keyblade in your keyhole.~Kingdom Hearts
Is that a keyblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ~Kingdom Hearts
Without you, I feel like I’m in a world that never was. ~Kingdom Hearts
Call me Kirby, ’cause I’m talking you to Dreamland. Kirby
Once you go Demacian you never go back, I Garen – tee it.~League of Legends
Shall we go to your safehouse or mine? Left 4 Dead
Are you a Deku Nut? Because you’re stunning me. ~Legend of Zelda
Are you a part of the Triforce? Because you’re my missing Link. ~Legend of Zelda
Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running though my mind all day.~Legend of Zelda
Baby, I’ve been Z-targeting you all night.~Legend of Zelda
Do you have the Mirror Shield? Because I can really see myself in your tunic.~Legend of Zelda
Hey baby, can I buy you a potion?~Legend of Zelda
How ’bout you come back to my place and I show you my Longshot.~ Legend of Zelda
I better put on my Goron tunic, because you’re too damn hot.~Legend of Zelda
I must have defeated a boss, because I just found a heart container.~Legend of Zelda
I wanna make you wetter than the Zora Temple.~Legend of Zelda
I’d better buy a bigger bag, because you are the BOMB!~Legend of Zelda
I’d better put on my Goron tunic, because you’re too damn hot.~Legend of Zelda
I’m gonna be Bigocto this time, and I’m gonna suck you up.~Legend of Zelda
I’m not possessed by Majora’s Mask, I’m just crazy for you.~Legend of Zelda
I’ve got one heart left and its beeping for you. ~Legend of Zelda
Want to fuse Kinstones? I’d bet they fit perfectly.~Legend of Zelda
What’s a girl like you doing in a Forest Temple like this?~Legend of Zelda
You are hotter than Din’s fire. ~Legend of Zelda
You light my Deku Stick on fire. ~Legend of Zelda
You must be King Dodongo, because I really want to explode inside your mouth. ~Legend of Zelda
You should come back to my place. My master sword needs to be polished. ~Legend of Zelda
You’re not 18 yet? No problem, I know the Song of Time. ~Legend of Zelda
You’re the Zelda to my Link ~Legend of Zelda
You know what the difference is between ME3 and me? Play with me and the ending will be satisfying. ~ MA$$ Effect
Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.~Mindcraft
Are you a pig? Because I wanna ride you.~Mindcraft
Are you a slimeball? Cause you make my piston sticky~Mindcraft
Are you a torch? Because you light up my world.~Mindcraft
Do you have a Diamond Pickaxe? Because I’m as hard as Obsidian.~Mindcraft
I must be gravel, because I’m falling for you.~Mindcraft
I’d like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.~Mindcraft
I’m like a zombie and you’re like the sun – you light me on fire!~Mindcraft
If we lived in Minecraft, I’d build you a mansion out of nether quartz~Mindcraft
If you were ore, I’d mine you all night long!~Mindcraft
Is that a creeper in your pants or are you just happy to see me?~Mindcraft
You must be a pressure plate, because you turn me on.~Mindcraft
You must be a redstone torch, because you’re extending my piston!~Mindcraft
You must be from nether, because you are out of this world.~Mindcraft
You must be ice, because I’ve been waiting to pick you up for a long time.~Mindcraft
You must be made of bonemeal, cause you make me grow 10 feet tall.~Mindcraft
Are you Mortal Kombat? Your beauty has finished me ~ Mortal Kombat
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that A$$ is refreshing
Are you the patch notes? Because I can’t get enough of you
Full character customization could never capture your beauty
Grind with me, but not the leveling kind
I can be your favorite legendary mount
Wat out… I just ate a big dot and I’m coming after you.~Pac-Man
You give me pac-man fever. AMA AMA AMA AMA AMA! Pac-Man
It takes two to play Pong Pong
It is said some lives are linked across time. Connected by an ancient calling that echoes through the ages.Destiny.~Prince of Persia
Not even the sands of time could pull us apart. Prince of Persia
Can I show you how it feels to wear a Deadlock suit? Ratchet & Clank
Excuse me but I think you could give me enough XP to upgrade my Blitz Cannon. Ratchet & Clank
Are you a telo-eksplosija?? Because you’re blowing up my mind Resident Evil
I’m not a zombie Resident Evil
Is that a Handcannon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Resident Evil
I want you to fus ro my dah Skyrim
Girl, I’ve got a gold ring with your name on it.~Sonic the Hedgehog
Man, I feel like Sonic in the water, ’cause you’ve got breathless.~Sonic the Hedgehog
Are you related to GlA$$ Joe? Because you’re an easy Knockout! Street Fighter
Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.~Super Mario Brothers
Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.~Super Mario Brothers
Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.~Super Mario Brothers
For you I would travel all levels around the world.~Super Mario Brothers
I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes.~Super Mario Brothers
I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi.~Super Mario Brothers
I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.~Super Mario Brothers
If I had the choice, I’d spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.~Super Mario Brothers
If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!~Super Mario Brothers
If you were a warp tube, I’d be in you all day.~Super Mario Brothers
My princess is in this castle.~Super Mario Brothers
Rose are #FF000; Violet are #0000FF; All my base are belong to you.~Super Mario Brothers
They don’t call me Super for nothing.~Super Mario Brothers
Wanna play with my magic whistle?~Super Mario Brothers
You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.~Super Mario Brothers
You’re the Princess Peach to my Mario~Super Mario Brothers
Mario is red, Sonic is blue. Why don’t you hit select and be my player two?~Super Mario Brothers;
Plumbers are Red; Hedgehogs are Blue; Press Start to join, and be my player Two.~Super Mario
You’re the last Tetris piece I need Tetris
Are yer legs tired? Cause you been runnin’ through China, Venice, a buncha gun-totin’ side-steppin’
goons, an’ my mind all night.~Tomb Raider
Call me Lara Croft because I’m about to go Tomb Raiding.~Tomb Raider
Hey, Lara. Can I raid your tomb?~Tomb Raider
I’ve got an idea for a dig I think you’ll be interested in…~Tomb Raider
Is it true what they say about British duchesses?~Tomb Raider
Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an’ whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.~Tomb Raider
Nice guns, but ya really should accept no subsS#xutes.~Tomb Raider
So it’s all about survival with you, huh? Wanna help the species survive?~Tomb Raider
There’s a Himalayan idol somewhere in my pants.~Tomb Raider
Wanna see who’s got the longer Dagger of Xian?~Tomb Raider
Want me to raid your tomb?~Tomb Raider
Whoa! Those pants make even yer butt look buff!~Tomb Raider
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Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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