Best Thanks Giving Pick Up Lines- To Use Over the Holiday!
by Annie Rosy
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
And the number one turkey pick up line is !
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
For the first time, we are going to have a HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
Best Thanks Giving Pick Up Lines- To Use Over the Holiday!
You can call me Tryptophan, because you’ll be all sleepy after I’m done with you!
Do you want to ride my Mayflower?
I’m the opposite of a turkey. I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?”
Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you’re too hot to handle.
Gobble gobble, lemme stuff that turkey
I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
It’s always a good idea to find out if you share a bloodline before flirting.
I can give you something to be thankful about.
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
Hey baby, wanna help me get the juice out of my baster?
You’re the only girl i’d ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!
Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.
Best not to drive the point home with a raw turkey carcA$$. Salmonella’s a definite turn off!
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
Mmm cranberry sauce
This line will probably fail on a guest who’s about to enter a tryptophan coma. The only thing she’ll want four and a half hours of is sleep!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
No Need To Get Up For Seconds! I’m More Than Happy To Let You Gobble Off Of My Plate!
Are those breasts real?
There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff if you know what I mean.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don’t forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
I can give you something to be thankful about really!
Call me Ms. Pilgrim, because I can Plymouth Rock your world.
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?
I’m The Opposite Of A Turkey…I Cook For Four And A Half Hours After My Timer Pops!
The food isn’t the only thing that’s going to make you want to loosen your belt.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you’re done eating you’ll be nice and stuffy.
So, technically we’re not blood related, right? Because those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman’s chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.
I’ll give you something to be thankful for.
If I was a turkey, I’d be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
When you’re around
This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?
Wanna Pull The Wishbone With Me? I Promise I’ll Let You Win!
Wanna Pull The Wishbone With Me? I Promise I’ll Let You Win!
I have a thing for butterballs.
Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?
You’re the only girl I’d ever share my secret method to moist turkey with!
Why Don’t You Put Down That Second Piece Of Pie, Pretty Pilgrim. I Think It’s High Time You Discovered My Plymouth Rock.
You’re as hot as the gravy we just ate.
Or heck…let her bring the pie! Exploring can make you hungry!
Why don’t you put down that second piece of pie, pretty pilgrim? I think it’s high time you discovered my Plymouth Rock.
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
ey bby, want sum f@k?
I did my share of flocking around when I was younger, but now it’s time to settle down, not lose my head, and find a hen who wants me for more than my pӘcker.
You put the “A$$in “cA$$erole”
Wanna go back to my place and get sauced?
Lay your head on her shoulder, and then say, Sorry, it must be the triptophan.
PLEEEAAA$$SEEE! I’m honestly gonna die Thursday!
Pretend I’m a turkey and just stuff it in see.
You can call me Tryptophan because you’ll be all sleepy after I’m done with you!
There’s Only One Cavity That I Wanna Stuff…If You Know What I’m Saying!
There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
So, Technically We’re Not Blood Related, Right? Cause Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
I put the “pumpin pumpkin pie.
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
Do you want to take a look at my meat thermometer?
Meeting you is something I’m thankful for.
I’m a real master baster.
You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
You’re The Only Girl I’d Ever Share My Secret Method To Moist Turkey With!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You look like a master chef.How’d you like to stuff my bird?
I wanna gobble you up like a a thanksgiving turkey
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
I put the pumpin pumpkin pie.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
Why don’t you put down that second piece of pie, pretty pilgrim. I think it’s high time you discovered my plymouth rock.
I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!
If you didn’t want to sit at the kids’ table then you shouldn’t have seen the new Twilight movie.
I’ve got a little something for you to gobble on.
Those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you want to loosen your belt.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth rock!
You’ve got the juiciest breasts in town.
So, Technically We’re Not Blood Related, Right? Cause Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?
Show your chivalrous side! That never hurts…even if it isn’t 100% chivalrous.
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can’t think of a better time to have the munchies.
Fancy a pluck?
No need to get up for seconds! I’m more than happy to let you gobble off of my plate!
No Need To Get Up For Seconds! I’m More Than Happy To Let You Gobble Off Of My Plate!
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Wanna get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey? (from liar liar)
I’m the opposite of a turkey… I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!
Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin’.’
Takes sip of water after every set crew
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!
re you a turkey? Cause I’m not
Wanna share the wishbone, cause it’s wishing for you.
PLEEEAAA$$SEEE! I’m honestly gonna die Thursday!
One Look At You And Imma Have To Unbutton My Pants! Cause They Are About To Burst!
Is that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?
Let’s play pilgrims and native americans; I’ll lure you over under false pretenses and we’ll feast.
I could lose my head over you.
There’s only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
Let’s build a Thanksgiving bonfire.You bring the log and I’ll provide the heat.
I’m excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment ….. halftime.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
I’m The Opposite Of A Turkey…I Cook For Four And A Half Hours After My Timer Pops!
I like my men like I like my turkey: juicy with a big wishbone.
I’d love to get you in my gravy boat.
Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it’s in the oven.
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson
Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?
I like my men like I like my turkey. Firm, well-seasoned, and in someone else’s mouth.
I Must Compliment You On Your Lovely Spread!
What Do You Say I Pop A Wig Wam And Invite You Over? I’d Love To PA$$ The Peace Pipe With You!
You can ride my Mayflower.
It takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin’.’
Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
Is that a pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?
There’s Only One Cavity That I Wanna Stuff…If You Know What I’m Saying!
Do you have Turkey legs? Wear sweatpants, no one will notice.
You know what they say about large belt buckles…
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you.
So, technically we’re not blood-related, right? Cause those juicy breasts are making me hungry!
I did my share of flocking around when I was younger, but now it’s time to settle down, not lose my head, and find a hen who wants me for more than my pӘcker.
Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!
You don’t need Thanksgiving to hate your family.
Is that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?
Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
Are you a turkey cause your about to get stuffed?
Why Don’t You Put Down That Second Piece Of Pie, Pretty Pilgrim. I Think It’s High Time You Discovered My Plymouth Rock.
My corn always wear a husk
Are you a turkey because I just want to gobble gobble gobble you up.
About Annie Rosy
Annie is a writer who likes to focus on funny pick up lines. She enjoys making people laugh and feel good, and thinks that using a clever line can be the perfect way to start a conversation. When she's not writing, Annie loves spending time with her friends and family. She's always up for trying new things, and is always looking for ways to make life more fun.
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